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I'm blocking anyone who sends me update announcements or podcast show information via-mass message. Take your flyerpasting elsewehere. Nov 23

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What's the sexiest song you can think of and why? It can be because of the lyrics, the beat, the voice of the person singing...or maybe just a fun memory.

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How to make an artist's brain pop...

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Reporting from the South West corner of the Eastern part of the North...

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I am reluctantly moving into Christmas mode...

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Kelowna

About Me:

I'm a 26 year old tattoo artist with a taste for animation, dark comedy, and snark.

All Time Favorite Movies:

Death to Smoochy, The Commitments, May, Return to Oz, Cube, The Dark Crystal

Am I boring you? Try these places instead.

http://www.lucky13tattoos.ca/
Shameless self promotion....

http://www.fmylife.com/
Cheer yourself up by laughing at page after page of unfortunate anecdotes!

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
A blog display of the most creative and monsterous ways to cholesterol your body to death.

http://somethingpositive.net/
Randy Milholland's quasi-autobio comic about life. Gaming, comics, business, love, death, and everything in between abounds.

http://www.lackadaisycats.com/
Lackadaisy is a beautiful webcomic set in the prohibition era. It has tommyguns, femme fatales, and zoot suits. It also happens to be casted entirely with cats.

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
Other people's misery is funny! See the cakes that ruined the special event.

http://failblog.org/
Fail Blog is king.

http://news.bmezine.com/category/modblog/
The ModBlog at BME is the best of the cream and the most bazaar of the odd. There is some graphic material so if you are creeped out by blood or open wounds, this isn't the best for you.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation
He's cranky. He's British. He likes to nitpick games until they just seem silly.

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I dislike the mall.

Wandering through a crowded maze of stores that sell identical stuff that I don't want is frustrating and tiring. I get headaches from all of the strong perfume smells, competing noise, and blinking dazzling displays. Sales people harrass me when I want to be left alone then vanish when I need help.

Specifically I was looking for nice ornaments. Everything looks impressive in mass, but examining things individually reveals poor tossed together quality. I'm better off makin… Continue

Posted on November 25, 2009 at 11:18am —

How to make an artist's brain pop...

Our apprentice, Brian, is very talented at photorendering. He does beautiful portrait work which is why Lina (boss lady) reccomended him for a job preparing a foux portrait tattoo for a commercial.

It was supposed to be a simple job. They email him a clear photo of the actor taking a bite of a burger king burger. Brian renders it as a graphite drawing and sends it back. They use whatever process they have to transfer it onto skin. Here's what happened:

-Four day deadline turns into two day dea… Continue

Posted on November 20, 2009 at 12:31pm — 1 Comment

Reporting from the South West corner of the Eastern part of the North...

It's well into November and it still has not snowed. It's barely dropped to freezing levels even. This time last year, I was knee deep in slush. Most blame global warming. I blame life's mean sense of humor. I finally shelled out the cash for a nice winter jacket and boots and it turns out that I don't even need them. In that same thread, if I were still in running shoes and a hoodie, there would be a blizzard outside. So, yeah, anyone in the area enjoying our sunny holiday season: You're Welcom… Continue

Posted on November 18, 2009 at 7:37pm — 1 Comment

Tatt Tips continued #6-10

6. Being spontanious is a fun quality, but being too impulsive in this area can cause stress for everyone. If you've worked up the courage to get a tattoo but have to get it right that day before you lose your nerve, there is a possibility of being let down. The artist you want may be booked up for that day or they may need extra time to complete the drawing for you. If you can be taken that day but haven't really considered a specific design, it's possible that you'll become overwhelmed and fru… Continue

Posted on October 27, 2009 at 12:52am —

10 Tattoo tips for people not in the know.

1. Tattoos and tropical vacations don't mix. give your fresh tattoo and your visit to mexico a month long buffer. Sun and soaking will dull the ink and sand does an open wound no good. Do you really want to spend your hard earned vacation hiding in the shade and watching everyone else enjoy the beach?

2. Not all skin is created equal. A tattoo on your arm will not heal exactly the same as a tattoo on your hip. If you painted your entire body and went through an average day, certain areas would… Continue

Posted on October 24, 2009 at 10:00pm — 2 Comments

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At 4:32am on October 28, 2009, Sav-vy-bag said…: And by teh way,
how much was said deposit,
if ya don't mind me askin'?

At 9:19pm on October 27, 2009, Sav-vy-bag said…: Yet another damn tattoo question(s);

How many tattoos do you have?
What are they?
Ever give yourself a tattoo or know of someone who did so?

At 2:22pm on October 27, 2009, Sav-vy-bag said…: Did you give him a tattoo in the end?

Little star on his ankle....

At 1:45am on October 25, 2009, Sav-vy-bag said…: Another tattoo question;

What's the most vague description a customer gave to you about a desired tattoo?

At 11:38am on October 24, 2009, supermanx1 said…: it whent just fine. me and the girl had a talk and she saud she was afraid of the rumor becouse she would seem like a slut since she already had sex with one and made out with another the past month. i overreacted by telling her i was insulted that she didn´t believe me, pulled some pages of text, since she informed me from the other side of the country(she is on vacation). and i got the feeling that i made a fool out of myself for making it such big deal out of it, but it came as a shock to me, but whatever, its over now, and i can rest in peace.

At 10:37pm on October 21, 2009, Sav-vy-bag said…: Well, no more teddy bears and cancer ribbons for you,
I hope you're happy!!!

At 12:07am on October 15, 2009, thepropayne said…: Hey Lily,

Just came by to get some advice on tattoos. I have been thinking on getting a tattoo of one of my favorite books, The Bicenntenial Man.

I was thinking of getting just the robot in that pose tattooed on my forearm. But, since I am a noob, I would like an opinion from an expert.

*So, do people get stuff like this often? (I don't want to get a tattoo to find out that I am the 9000th person to get an issac asimov tattoo)
*Is the forearm a good place for tattoos?
*Does the tattoo seem a little too complex?

At 12:13am on October 11, 2009, Berko said…: If you were serious about wanting that shirt design. Just print the picture out on iron-on paper. Let me know if you do, I'd love to see it.

At 11:01pm on October 10, 2009, Gerald Harvey Peckinpah said…: Evening, Lil. I don't mean to impose or anything of that sort.
However, I wasn't sure if you had seen my latest response
to yours in the topic about the forthcoming Three Stooges
film, but here it is, in case you're still interested.

At 5:48pm on September 14, 2009, Chig Champa said…: Hey Lilly-Bop, I happened upon this site and it reminded me of your blog.

About a quarter of the way down there's a black guy's head added to a crowd of football fans.
I had a good laugh at it.