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Hey Boys and Guiles It's been kind of a slow news week. so I thought I'd take some time out to do a special post sharing the films I'm really waiting for. The films that are making me hang on every bit of news that hits, or watch the trailers over and over again. So here you go, and I sincerely hope you enjoy.

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It seems like Hack! wanted to be the latest in the great genre of spoof horror, but ends up being yet another lame excuse for a film. If this film did one good thing it was that it made me look back at some of the films I liked before I got into reviewing movies. Before I could be ca… Continue

I rented Push yesterday, and I was ready to loath this film, but I actually enjoyed it. Blame it on the loud screaming Asian men, blame it on Dakota Fanning's hooker boots, or blame it on the beautiful cinematography, but something in this film worked for me. This film is reminis… Continue

You might have found yourself asking lately "Where the hell has Ryan been?" well I thought I would let you know about whats going on with me both the good, and the bad so here we go!




Man shit has been rough lately. My computer is slowly entering an oblivion of shit. My computer seems to get worse every day, I'm hoping my folks pick me up a new one for my upcoming birthday on September 30Th. (If you feel like getting me something check my Amazon Wish List on my profile.) The sound has complet… Continue

You know sometimes I think how did it feel for fanboys and fangirls when they saw Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace in theaters opening night, I think I finally understand. I adored the first Transformers film because it is nothing more then she… Continue

Cumonass, the name alone presents a image that is crude, and disgusting, but at least there's not a red, white, and blue dick (Are you fucking high on your own bullshit?) your saying the image presented in your name is less offensive then Micheal Bay with a flag for a phallus. You obviesly are so hypocritical that you can't understand the utter excrement that is flowing from your morbidly obese mouth.

I want him to read this, but I'm sure he won't. I classify Cumonass as a YouTube bitch. He is… Continue

Never Back Down is a film I went in ready to hate, but it actually turned out to not be nearly as god awful as I expected. It is extreamly typical for a film of this type, and th… Continue

We open with Fan gazing into a porno mag, he begins to narrorate.

He says "I'm Fan, and this is my life. I wake up, check spill, read playboy, watch Judge Judy, write another script for a spill member, and go to bed. My life has become stale and boring. I do nothing for… Continue

It saddens me to think that a film like Paul Blart: Mall Cop can come in and be the biggest hit of 2009 so far, when a far superior comedy like this is out and no body sees i… Continue

I know that a lot of critics were not very fond of Funny Games. I mean only 51% of critics enjoyed this film according to Rotten Tomatoes. Any way the film centers o… Continue

I feel I need to start this review by saying something to the gay community. I have never understood why my kind treats you so badly. I believe in equality for every gender, race, or… Continue

Lets start this review off by saying this I respect your beliefs. I'm not here trying to change your feelings about religion. So please dont send me a hundred freaking e-mails telling me t… Continue