Hey there Loadies, how's everything going out in the tubes of teh intarwebz today? Are the cats LOLing or Nyaning? What's Hitler complaining about now? Has that stupid YOLO meme finally died out yet? God, I hope so. Anyway, I was surfing our own little corner of the world wide weberverse this weekend…

OK, now where was I? Porn, porn, porn... wait a minute. What is this? Ohhh yeah, I used to write this stuff here, didn't I? Oh crap! Was that out loud?! Uhhh... hi there! Forget you heard anything about porn! I mean... what's porn! I don't know! Shut up! 

Well that…

Greetings and Salutations denizens of Spill. It is I! Your Professor Jeff, back from the depths of the intarwebs and twice as charming as ever before. Now I know what you're thinking. 'Professor Jeff, you don't post news stories here anymore!' Well, sit down Johnny, because this ain't no…

Are you freaking kidding me? I know that the video game industry has a long and honored tradition of taking old franchises and completely sodomizing them. I mean, the screenshots for the new Syndicate game alone are enough to drive a man into a frothing, bloody rage, but Max…