"I don't sing it unless I mean it" - MJ

I have managed to get my hands on photos of former President Bush and Hillary Clinton after their failed attempt to bullshit to change the world for the better. Bush has been quoted as saying "every week Korey and Co-Host make the world better through bullshit and I wanted to try." Clinton said "I wanted to be at the head of this new method of changing the world." If these pictures prove anything it's that we really should leave the bullshit to the professionals.… Continue

Originally I wasn't even going to watch the award show, because I really couldn't care less about who wins. What got me to tune in was the promise of a Michael Jackson tribute and the fact that I like to support anything on MTV music related. Now 24 hours later I can honestly say it was an interesting show to say the least.

The show began with Madonna telling about her relationship with Michael from the early 90's and expressing her condolences for the family. She concluded by say that she felt… Continue

This movie had 2 stories. Story number 1 is about how hot Megan Fox is. The second story is about Megatron helping his boss uncover and ancient device that will suck the sun dry for energy. 3 years after the first movie the Autobots are working with a special military force to fight the decepticons. When the decepticons get together to find the device the president decides that if the autobots leave then they will take the war with them so they shut down the program. From then on they have to sn… Continue

Ok so all my friends went to Daytona and since I couldn't get off work I went to the movies all alone. I think because I didn't have any friends with me to laugh and have a good time with me that I didn't enjoy this movie as much as I think I would have. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed it, but just not as much others seem to.

So here's the rundown. It's about a nice beautiful girl named Christine Brown. She has a nice job at a bank that she's up for a promotion, a boyfriend willing to spend some s… Continue

I've seen maybe 2 episodes of the show and one of those was because my English teacher in high school made all her classes watch one of the Borg episodes. I've never seen any of the movies, except Wrath of Khan which I watched for the first time a few days ago. All I know of the show is that they fly in space and encounter aliens, and a few of the catch phrases. Now when I say you don't need to know anything about these characters to enjoy the hell out of this movie just know my logic is undenia… Continue