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MesSihr
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- Hometown:
- Staten Island, New York
- About Me:
- MesSihr (Pronounced Meh-Sire). Noun: The name given to someone who in similar fashion to the chosen one of Star Wars, was born not of the union between a man and woman, but instead of woman and a mysterious and invisible force called "epic." Epic of course describes the unseen force that surrounds and binds all living things, assuming they have a penis capably of touching their own anus. Someone who is born of epic ultimately grows into a colossus and then using their larger than life-ness seize control of all governing bodies and ushers in a new age 1337-ness.
The name MesSihr comes from a golden-haired maiden who when coming upon the epic one previously known as Bill Sihr (pronounced Sihr) noticed that his long blond hair, large yet slightly scruffy beard , and (do to the fact that the now legendary man-GOD used to work out alot) he had arms that could only be rivaled in stature to Milton Burrel penis, she noticed (during that dark period that historians now refer to as 4 years ago) that he who's name is legend looked alot like a Buff Jesus. Once Bill realized that his appearance was similar to the Messiah and his last name was Sihr, he channeled forth his epic and fused the two together forming an Unholy union that Alchemists refer to as the MesSihr. Also he can shit out a fully formed Voltron FYI.
- All Time Favorite Movies:
- [REC], 300, 28 Days Later, A Clockwork Orange, A.I., Aliens, American Psycho, Batman Begins, Beowulf, Blazing Saddles, Bicentennial Man, The Big Lebowski, Borat, Boyz in Da Hood, Bram Stroker’s Dracula, Braveheart, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Chasing Amy, Children of Men, Chumscrubber, Clerks 1 and 2, Cloverfield, Cool Hand Luke, Crank, The Dark Knight, Dawn of the Dead (Both)The Departed, Donnie Darko, Dragon Ball Z 1, 8, 10, and 12, Dune, Eve Lawrence Films, Fight Club, Final Fantasy: Advent Children and the Spirits Within, First Blood, Full Metal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shambala, Ghost Dog, Gladiator, The Godfather 1 and 3, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Grave of the Fireflies (the live action), Grind House, Hud, Ichi the Killer, Interview with the Vampire, Iron Man, Iron Monkey, Jackass 1 and 2, Jarhead, Juno, Jurassic Park, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Land of the Dead, The Last King of Scotland, The Lion King, Lord of the Rings :The Two Towers (That’s right I said it), Mall Rats, Max, Metallica: Some Kind of Monster, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Mortal Kombat, Night of the Living Dead, No Country for Old Men, Orgazmo (and no that isn’t a porn), Pans Labyrinth, Passion of the Christ, Quarantine, Rambo, Running Scared, Samurai X: Trust and Betrayal, Saving Private Ryan, The Shawshank Redemption, Silent Hill, Sin City, Snakes on a Plane, Spider-Man 2, Star Wars 3, 5, and 6, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Super Bad, Team America: World Police, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1, 2, and TMNT, There Will Be Blood, Tristan and Isolde, Unbreakable, What Dreams May come, Young Frankenstein, Yor: Hunter from the Future
- All Time Worst Movies:
- Hostel, Transformers, Stealth, Pearl Harbor, Disturbia, Australia,anything with Mathew McCanohhey (I have no idea how to spell his name), Batman Forever and Batman and Robin, the fantastic Four Movies, and others
- Favorite Actors or Actresses:
- Samuel L. Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Patrick Stewart, Lawrence Fishburn, Forrest Whittaker, Bruce Willis, Gerard Butler, Russel Crowe, Clint Eastwood, Al Pacino, Christian Bale, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Robert Downy JR, Vigo Mortinson, others
- Favorite Directors:
- The Cohen Brothers, Guillermo Del Torro, Martin Scorsese, Kevin Smith, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Stephen Spielberg, Christopher Nolan, Frank Miller.
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I will be maintaining all of the Achrives presented here in this group.
Welcome to The Crappies the award show to the bad side of movie. Create your own categories and nominess (along with mine) then on Febuary 5th 2009 will be the first annual Crappies. I will post a video giving the awards out.
Screw the petitions! In order to save Indiana Jones and the Kingdom
of the Crystal Skull from "suffering" at the hands of
Postal, we must band together to kill the SON OFA BITCH director named Uwe Boll, forget doing anything else.
Who's with me?
http://www.simplyscripts.com/scripts/ZeroDegrees.pdf
My script. Read it. Enjoy.
Here to talk after the live show
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