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I saw Babylon A.D. It was hilariously awful. So, I might as well make an even funnier, shorter version of the movie. Here ya go.

*20th Century Fox logo appears. Cue Audience Boos.*

Vin Diesel Voice Over: "Save The Planet." That's what it said on a bumper sticker. I thought that was cute. Then I rammed my car into the drivers skull. I thought that was cute too. Oh yeah, then I died.

*Rap music plays. Then Vin gets angry with a guy for selling him a bad gun*

Vin Diesel: You sold me a bad gun!… Continue

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Running Time 1 Hour and 38 Minutes

Really? Do I have to review this? *Sigh* okay fine. Star Wars The Clone Wars is a "movie"(if you can call it that) about what happened in between Episode II and III. But wait a minute.....wasn't there already a badass Clone Wars series a few years ago? Why yes my young Padiwan, there was. Unfortunately, Lucasfilm seemed to have suffered from amnesia and decided to make yet another story about The Clone Wars. Anyway, it's about… Continue

The X-Files: I Want To Believe

Directed By Chris Carter

Running Time 1 Hour and 40 Minutes

I wanted to believe. I wanted to believe that this movie was going to be good. I was anticipating this from it's announcement. I was a big fan of The X Files when it was on, even though I found the later seasons lacking. I loved the first theatrical film they released. It wa… Continue

Directed By Steven Spielberg

Running Time 2 Hours and 4 Minutes

It's about freaking time.

After years and years of development trouble and script problems, Indiana Jones has finally returned to the big screen. Being such a huge fan of the series, I was frothing at the mouth to see this. I even watched the original trilogy the night before to get myself ready. Now, the big day has finally arrived, I plunked down on my seat, ready to watch the fourth Jones adventure.

Crystal Skull takes place… Continue

This brand spankin new theatrical poster is very, very cool. I do find it odd that Cate Blanchet looks rather asian, but the rest of the art work on display here is awesome. Can't wait for the movie! GET OVER HERE MAY 22ND!

If the poster doesn't show for whatev… Continue