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I dreamt that I met Korey, who in turn introduced me to Carlyle. After hitting it off, we gathered up some weed, crushed it up, and made a drink out of it. That's about all I can remember, oddly enough.
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The legendary fugitive director was finally apprehended by law officials for his Statutory Rape charge from back in 1978, wherein he drugged and sexually assaulted a 13 year old girl, Samantha Geimer. While Polanski has successfully stayed out...
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In what is possibly the most confusing business move this year (or even this decade), Disney has announced that they plan to buy the comic giant Marvel for $4 Billion dollars. Robert Iger, chief executive at Disney, said this: “We believe th...
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I am a very lucky guy. I was blessed enough to just find a copy of Terry Gilliam’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on the Wal-Mart shelves recently. The legendary word-of-mouth about both the film and the book had me interested and 9 dollars wasn...
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I don't know about you guys, but I used to be a HUGE gamer freak. The games industry lately has been disappointing me across the board, shifting my interest to movies for the search of interesting narratives, but I still fondly remember several ga...
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Virginia Beach, VA
About Me:
I've recently grown more and more affection for the cinema ever since discovering the Spill crew. I'm also a huge video game fan, but this site isn't about that at all, so I'll be sure to suppress that part of my OCD personality.
All Time Favorite Movies:
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Clue, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Capote, Iron Man, No Country for Old Men, A.I., Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, Kung Fu Panda, The Mask, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Terminator 2, Ghostbusters, Taken, Beauty and the Beast, The Crucible (1996).
All Time Worst Movies:
X3: The Last Stand, Lost in Translation, Shrek the Third, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Dragonball: Evolution.
Favorite Actors or Actresses:
John Candy, Bill Murray, Christian Bale, Tim Curry, Jim Carrey, Robert Downey Jr., Patrick Warburton, and James Woods
Favorite Directors:
Christopher Nolan, James Cameron, Tim Burton.

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Roman Polanski Finally Arrested for Rape

The legendary fugitive director was finally apprehended by law officials for his Statutory Rape charge from back in 1978, wherein he drugged and sexually assaulted a 13 year old girl, Samantha Geimer.




While Polanski has successfully stayed outside of US jurisdiction since then, avoiding trial for his crime, he finally made a fatal mistake on Sunday, September 27th… Continue

Posted on September 27, 2009 at 12:19pm —

Matthew Jaques

Disney buys Marvel! Permafrost in Hell soon expected!





In what is possibly the most confusing business move this year (or even this decade), Disney has announced that they plan to buy the comic giant Marvel for $4 Billion dollars.

Robert Iger, chief executive at Disney, said this:

“We believe that adding Marvel to Disney’Continue

Posted on August 31, 2009 at 10:38am — 3 Comments

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Matt's Retro-Reviews: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)



I am a very lucky guy. I was blessed enough to just find a copy of Terry Gilliam’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on the Wal-Mart shelves recently. The legendary word-of-mouth about both the film and the book had me interested and 9 dollars wasn’t much to lay down for this movie. Oh, what a bargain, what a bargain!

This movie is fantastic. I’ve watched it 8 times since pu… Continue

Posted on August 27, 2009 at 12:00pm —

Matthew Jaques

As if Up itself didn't make cry enough...

Now this happens.



Colby Curtin, a 10 year old girl from Huntington Beach, CA was dying of cancer. While she desperately wanted to see Pixar's Up, she could not be moved safely to a theater for health concerns.

Enter Pixar.

After being notified by the family's plight, Pixar sent out a representative with a DVD of the film to give Colby a private showing. As if th… Continue

Posted on June 19, 2009 at 12:28am — 23 Comments

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The Upcoming Winners of 2009

In my last great revelation, I witnessed the upcoming cinematic tragedies in this Year of our Lord Two Thousand and Nine. I feel it is only fair and just to also name what excellent titles have been divined upon me. Light remains in this world, my children!

1) Star Trek

It hurts my credibility to name something that critics are already raving about, I admit. However, my hopes were already high before the surprise Austin screening with the second trailer. After the great betrayal by George Luca… Continue

Posted on April 29, 2009 at 5:02pm — 3 Comments

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At 10:39pm on September 20, 2009, Betelgeuse.Alpha.Ori said…
Indeed.
At 1:54am on September 19, 2009, Betelgeuse.Alpha.Ori said…
That's very true. I simply used that example because A. ALL Disney cartoons have that kid friendly cutesy character (and in that film the gargoyles were that) and B. they annoyed the living crap out of me. It's a shame really, because I quite like quite a few of the sequences in that film.
At 4:54am on June 12, 2009, Travis Pickle said…
Cyrus, thats why he's looking shifty and sweating milk
At 11:17pm on March 8, 2009, Zach said…
Alright, whatever, man. We obviously have two totally different tastes and perspectives on movies.
At 11:44pm on March 6, 2009, Alaina said…
Yeah you're right..but still I do want to start reading comic books/graphic novels..because I just lovethe thought of art mixed with literature....what is a graphic novel you would recommend for me to read next? lol
At 10:22pm on March 1, 2009, Zach said…
Hey buddy, if you expected Wanted to be realistic, you should have never have seen it on the first place, I don't know why everybody hated it so much, I mean, if they read they graphic novel, they would have probably hated that more.
At 7:54am on February 17, 2009, alan said…
rumors that the Wachowski brothers stole the original idea

from who ? if you're refering to that woman you should know she lost the trial,and she also sued the creators of Terminator."the characters of Neo and John Connor wore the same" .don't think so.terminator is almost 30 years old so i truly suspect she was the one who's lying
and i if you're refering to Dark city that also is "inspired " by certain short stories
At 11:56am on February 13, 2009, alan said…
burn in hell ?
why would you say that to the creators of one of the greatest movies ever made,the first Matrix ? did you even think maybe it wasn't their fault the 2 and 3 matrix movies sucked ? what if some producer came along and said "leave the deep shit and put some explosions" ? if you can't appreciate a good movie don't bore the rest of us with your ignorance. synger's superman sucked so i can't see how someone would screw it up more.
At 1:20pm on January 22, 2009, Trent said…
about that pixar thing the voices sound different cuz its just a test clip with the voices of the artist or the director just giving the clip some vocal work after that the real actors do it
At 4:59pm on January 21, 2009, Scrivs said…
Hey thanks for the Add!
 
 

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