Happy Easter :)

I was happy to see that Hugo won some Oscars, Rango won the Oscar for Best Animated Movie and Midnight in Paris won the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay just like I predicted but I wished that Hugo won the Oscar for Best Movie and Best Adapted Screenplay and I wished that Transformers 3 or The Rise of the Planet of the Apes won the Oscar for Best Effects.

The Spill commentary for the Oscar was hysterical too.

Hello Matt

I know this next story may sound a little odd, but I am a deeply religious man who does not believe in coincidences in life.

At the age of 14, my single parolee mother was in the midst of raising me and my half-sister with a hole in her heart.  I remember in a drunken stupor she broke down and admitted to me that my father (from whom I get my sir name)didn't actually die in the great war, but was still alive and in the greater Las Vegas area betting on horse with fast legs and women with low IQs.

I am not endowed with a lot of money and have had to work for just about anything in my life, so it is borderline impossible for me to hire a Dick to try and hunt down my old man in order to connect me to paternal side of the family I have never known.  I have convened with a few other members on Spill.com animated movie reviews who have solidified my suspicions that we do, in fact look alike, and may actually be related.

I am not one to live an exciting life, but from what I have read in the mystery books I love so, this is the point where I try to get to the bottom of this case.  You don't have to divulge too much information, but if you could tell me where your family is from or possibly ask them if the name Dylan Payne rings any bells (My mother states that my father named me after a crazy uncle of his. The man supposedly had a blind dog that would answer to chip-chip or even the Pax) I would be most appreciative.

We are both in the greater Mason-Dixon southeast. I may be a wishful abandoned child, but I think that I may have finally found the link I was looking for.

Your welcome Matt. :)