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Xavier is a very hard character to explain (at least physically). In short, he is a mystic, hairy, six-nippled, blonde, beaked freak with a snake for an arm and knees that bend in the opposite direction. Much like David Carradine in Kung-Fu, Xavier travels the land to impart his spiritual knowledge to others, whether they want his help or not. However, his ramblings usually end up making things worse. And… Continue

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How I Met Your Mother: The guys discuss bro rape as both a joke and real-life crisis. Alan Thicke guest stars as Bro Rapist #1.

Accidentally on Purpose: Billie decides to get an abortion because she is afraid the baby will puke all over her new shoes. Don Rickles guest stars as the abortionist.

Two and a Half Men: Now that Jake is a teenager, Charlie… Continue

I'm still angry at Universal for releasing seasons like this in halves, charging about the same amount as the full seasons. However, despite the prices, the DVDs are real nice and now that they're in Blu-Ray they look gorgeous. I give up, Universal! Anyway, Battlestar Galactica Season 4.5 is the final season and while it has it's ups and downs, it's virtually filler free and still keeps me… Continue

‘They’re going to screw this up’. That is how I felt about western adaptations of anime. Heck, I still feel that way with movies like Dragonball Evolution enforcing that point. But then there are movies like Astro Boy which prove that studios can do something meaningful with a license without completely cow-towing to the fans or selling out to make a quick buck.

Astro Boy takes pla… Continue

Excited for the Elm Street reboot? Even though it's not coming out until April, you can still catch up with the whole series on DVD and what better time to watch them than on Halloween. But with so many entries in the series, one can easily lose track of each one and forget which ones were actually good. So here are some quick reviews of all 8 movies.



The first Nightmare on Elm Street set the right tone. It introduced a bold and classic icon of horror, Freddy Kruger. It was a… Continue