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Hey horror fans, are you tired of vampires, zombies and werewolves? If so, then “Splinter" is the perfect creature feature for you. So what exactly is the creature? Well the title of the movie says it all because it’s nothing more then a collection of grotesque splinters (of course) that get under your skin both literally and figuratively.

The film features a comically mismatched couple: Seth is a nerdy biolog… Continue

On my last blog I said I wouldn't bash Lucas because he's done great things for the film industry. What has Micheal Bay ever done? He's blown shit up, made careers out of useless eye candy, and reversed the civil rights struggle a few decades. The only people that like Michael Bay movies look like this...… Continue

"The Road to the Multiverse"



I hate it when the Family Guy is so random. Here, it actually fits into the story. Stewie has a device that allows him and Brian to travel to different dimensions. I wont spoil the actual dimensions they travel to, because each one is clever and funny and they lead to hilarious moments… Continue

She's a got Shakespeare quote as her tattoo...



How many hot chicks think like that?

A man sits in a psychiatrists office. He explains to his shrink his fear of death; while working as a paramedic a man held a gun to his face and he’s been afraid to die ever since. The psychiatrist makes some sexual advances at him and finally convinces him that there is nothing to be a afraid of. He gets up and proclaims his new love of live; and that’s when a bullet tears through the room and penetrates his head, splatterin… Continue