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- Warsaw's suburbia :-/
- About Me:
- I enjoy movies, obviously, but also reading, cooking, writing crappy short stories, drawing, music, snooker, MMORPGs and tabletop RPGs, SciFi and Medical Drama TV shows, drinking coffee, drinking wine, smoking a lot of cigarettes, eating chocolate, BDSM, fighting migraines and deadpan humour.
Lately, I'm spending my days playing WoW and watching re-runs of Star Trek TOS.
- All Time Favorite Movies:
- Star Wars. The original trilogy only. Indiana Jones. Unforgiven. Interview with the Vampire. Full Metal Jacket. Léon. All Monty Python ever did. Nightmare before Christmas. Dogma. Seven. The Big Lebowski. American Beauty. Secretary. Bad Education.The Fifth Element.
And many more... in no particular order... might add more to the list later.
- All Time Worst Movies:
- Where to start... Any remake of a classic slasher movie, as well as nteenth sequels of a clasic slasher movie. American Pie series. 1612. Dungeons and Dragons (WHY did they mutilate my favourite RPG? The black elf chick was hot, tho). Any VG turned into a movie. No exceptions. West Side Story! 8 mm. Terms of Endearment.
Aaand the mothership: Titanic.
I hate many, many more movies. Just can't be bothered pissing myself off over them right now. :-)
- Favorite Actors or Actresses:
- Depends if we consider hotness or talent. So, in no particular order:
Talented ones:
Gary Oldman, your ultimarte villian. (he should be in the Bed, now cathegory too). Sean Connery, Johnny Depp (he IS good. Also, Bed, now material. I'm a girl, it can't be helped). Morgan Freeman, Christian Bale, Ralph Fiennes, James Spader (Bed, now as well), Clint Eastwood, Sean Bean (Bed, now too), Harrison Ford, Al Pacino, Marlon Brando, Jack Nicholson, Samuel L. Jackson, Gael Garcia Bernal (Bed, now too), Edward Norton, Cate Blanchett, Reese Witherspoon, Catherine Zeta-Jones (also in the Bed, now cathegory), Judy Dench, Hilary Swank.
and so on...
Bed, now:
Jessica Alba (crappy actress, but what a fine piece of ass!), Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell (he's a good actor too, come to think of it...), Christopher Judge (that BIG Black guy from Stargate SG-1), Liv Tyler, Denise Richards, Adam Baldwin, Ben Affleck... I could go on :-)
- Favorite Directors:
- The Coen brothers, Pedro Almodovar, Kevin Smith, Clint Eastwood, Sam Peckinpah, Francis Ford Coppola...
could go on...
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ST XI review gone bad due to beer.
I wanted to celebrate Star Trek, the latest movie, coming out on DVD. I wanted to write a thorough and well-structured review.
Instead, as you can imagine, I got drunk and created a monster. Drunk Movie In Then Minutes.
If you haven't seen the movie, and plan to, don't read this.
If you haven't seen the movie, and don't plan to, enjoy.
Ok, Nero is a particularly troubled Romulan.
He witnessed Supernova destroying Romulus.
Spock was supposed to shoot red matter into the Supernova but didn't make… Continue
Instead, as you can imagine, I got drunk and created a monster. Drunk Movie In Then Minutes.
If you haven't seen the movie, and plan to, don't read this.
If you haven't seen the movie, and don't plan to, enjoy.
Ok, Nero is a particularly troubled Romulan.
He witnessed Supernova destroying Romulus.
Spock was supposed to shoot red matter into the Supernova but didn't make… Continue
Posted on November 19, 2009 at 4:30pm — 2 Comments
I'm THAT person.
I only just realised, really.
I'm that person to laugh at the jokes you don't get because they are references to episode x season y of the show z.
I'm that person laughting at pointy ears and giving the Vulcan salute.
I'm that person trying to pull Jedi Mind Trick on you when I don't like what you're saying/doing.
I'm that person to make lightsabre noises when wielding a flashlight. (yea i like both SW and ST so fucking sue me, both of you fandoms.)
I'm that person explaining to you how it is pr… Continue
I'm that person to laugh at the jokes you don't get because they are references to episode x season y of the show z.
I'm that person laughting at pointy ears and giving the Vulcan salute.
I'm that person trying to pull Jedi Mind Trick on you when I don't like what you're saying/doing.
I'm that person to make lightsabre noises when wielding a flashlight. (yea i like both SW and ST so fucking sue me, both of you fandoms.)
I'm that person explaining to you how it is pr… Continue
Posted on October 1, 2009 at 11:00pm — 3 Comments
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I wanted to celebrate Star Trek, the latest movie, coming out on DVD. I wanted to write a thorough and well-structured review.
Instead, as you can imagine, I got drunk and created a monster. Drunk Movie In Then Minutes.
If you haven't seen the mov...
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I was just reading threw the episode guide for spectacular spiderman season 3, and found something very intressting.
"Meanwhile Eddie and the Symbiote bond once again and left some behind back at Ravencroft."
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And yep U can have other teams. A Scottish and English if UR from the UK like I'am. That being Man U . But I also support Blackpool.
But Celtic till I day man. =D
How about U?
You just echoed my holi-hate-days. I couldn't have mentioned anti-Christmas sentiments any better. Its not that I am against holidays but how in some households (including mine) become more of a forced upon competition. This is the part of the year in NYC where I am very selective with how I handle my fellow 8 million New Yorkers because the foot traffic is atrocious.
Yea, he tried to establish Drizz't after the fall. Nevermind that Drizz't wasn't really Drizz't by that point. He'd murdered him many years before that, if not literally then in spirit. He did that with all of his characters though. I beg you, do NOT read the Artemis Entrerei series he tried to write. That was a character he LITERALLY KILLED, and then kind of said "Oh wait! He was....uh....SAVED! By Jarlaxyle! Of course, Jarlaxyle, who else. *Rolls his eyes* He then tries to establish Entrerei as something OTHER then a murderous assassin bastard, and it did not work at all. Jarlaxyle stayed interesting, but you'd REALLY have to work to fuck up that character.
I think everyone hates death knights. Death knights, if played correctly, can counter anything and everything. Luckily MOST death knights are total morons. And NCsoft is pretty bad at customer service, but it's really hard to imagine anyone with more of a "Whatever." Attitude then Blizzard.
Dragonlance I could only take so much of. Around about the time Raistlin went black mage, I was done. I realize they were just trying to go "To be continued!" but that particular series just didn't feel complete. It left me feeling very blaugh.
And the slash isn't that bad! And yes, yes, I used the otaku yaoi, because it's been a long time since I heard it called slash. *Chuckles* It is there, but I never felt like it was smacking you in the face. And they have established that Uhura is riding Spock while Kirk is banging anything he can manage. Which probably includes garbage dispensers.
And no, actually, no macros to speak of. *Laughs* Yes, I know, you are probably staring at me in horror, but I've been playing since 2005 and I have a very specific idea of what needs to be done, and USUALLY where I have stuck it on my hot keys.....*LAUGHS* Every now and then I'll get into a clusterfuck in PvP and go "Where the hell did I put masters call?!" or something.
Don't talk to me about holy paladins. My two mains are a beast master hunter, and a holy paladin. Except I have no retired the paladin. Because I hate Blizzard.
na zdrowie!
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