I think I've found Allen's long lost son. 

Bear vs. Monkey Bicycle Race Ends Horribly At Shanghai Wild Animal Park

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/06/bear-monkey-bicycle-race-video-bear-mauls-monkey_n_3225072.html

Miguel crushes two girls with drop crotch kick at Billboard Music Awards

http://gamedayr.com/gamedayr/video-miguel-kick-crushes-two-females/

Something for LDT/Billy perhaps

"A man who set up a video camera to catch paranormal activity ended up capturing his teenage son and partner engaging in intercourse"

http://au.news.yahoo.com/latest/a/-/latest/17269905/dad-accidentally-films-son-having-sex-with-partner/

Something to talk about With Co-Host or Billy. a teen girl gets arrested for having a same sex relationship. and when u read the story all the pictures have strange things in them that has nothing to do with this.                                                http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/teen-arrested-expelled-over-same-sex-relationship

Duuude, since you love the Batman games as much as I do - check THIS out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsoaHJggMlc

Looks like I'll be off my job for a few days when this comes out!