Kitsune's Discount Bloggery

What with the release of Rise of Cobra and it's subsequent taking a dump on another integral part of my childhood, I thought I'd take it upon myself to watch something that doesn't make my inner child cry out in anguish. Enter G.I. Joe: Resolute.

I know, I know. A lot of folks will say "But it's a summer action movie about a cartoon! It provides action! What more do you want?"

I want something that doesn't involve powered armor and Cobra Commander looking like Psych… Continue

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So, we left off at number five and we've already had some great themes on our hands. Our last entry was Daxter's Lab and I told you we hadn't seen the last of Genndy...

5. Samurai Jack
Were I simply going based on the shows themselves Samurai Jack would have made it much lower on the list at number one or two. The show itself was absolutely brilliant. It featured talented voice work by Phil LaMarr, one of the best VA's out there. It was at on… Continue

Music is an important aspect of any facet of entertainment. It can really bring you in to what you're watching. Just look at some great movie scores, like the themes to Terminator, Indiana Jones and Star Wars. Iconic pieces of music that conjure up memorable scenes and moments from our favorite flicks.

It's the same way with TV shows and their theme songs. I don't want to talk about just any shows, though. I want to talk about something that's dear to everyone. Something important and… Continue

"Now relax. This won't hurt at all. Unless something really very bad happens."

With all the talk about video games being turned into movies (and the generally awful results that follow) I've really been thinking about how a game could possibly make a descent movie. I came… Continue

Uwe Boll's been a scourge to both movie-goers and gamers for quite some time now. He regularly puts mediocre game franchises through a process that, somehow, removes any redeeming qualities these properties may have had and transforms them into unwatchable movies. Now he's doing things backwards; he's making a new movie and THEN making a terrible game out of his OWN movie. I'd like to believe that somehow this is going to teach him a lesson and that, when this project fails on both fronts, he's… Continue