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At 12:59am on January 17, 2009, Cyrus said…: I would be excited if I never had to see the movies for any of those cartoons.

At 12:38am on January 17, 2009, Cyrus said…: I like the sequel to Bill and Teds just as much as the original. Death is awesome.

At 8:07pm on January 13, 2009, Jon said…: Hey, thanks for the friend invite!

At 3:25pm on January 13, 2009, Co-Host 3000 said…: YOU JUST WON A T SHIRT! I'll get back to soon!!! Be sure to check out the next Let's Do This!
You'll thank me later.

At 9:19pm on January 12, 2009, Leon said…: Did I forget to put School of Rock on my Favorites list? I know that Tape HAS to be there.

At 11:36pm on January 4, 2009, Jackelattack said…: Or do they smoke... astro turf?

At 8:26pm on September 10, 2008, Chig Champa said…: I haven't seen Samurai 7 yet, but I've heard it's a pretty good remake.

Kurosawa himself was a fan of The Magnificent Seven, and it's been far too long since I last saw it for me to really comment on it, except that I thought it was enjoyable but (obviously) inferior to the original.

At 5:00pm on September 10, 2008, Katerina said…: I can't say I have seen Sunshine, but given I've read quite a few of your post and fully agree, not to mention that your favorite movie list was stolen from me (seriously, get out of my head, it's really lonely in there), I'll give it a watch if you say so :) Cheers!

At 6:04pm on September 7, 2008, The Instant Classic said…: yea I do miss the wayans brothers, lol I am proud to say that I own both I'm Gonna Get You Sucka and Don't be a Menace, lol which I am very happy again to say. I'm sorry I thought Little Man was great, course I was EXTREMELY drunk when I went and saw it, lol.

At 4:25am on September 5, 2008, The Instant Classic said…: LOL SEE NO EVIL WAS SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT, and yea Stomp the Yard as well, definitely Epic Movie and Date Movie, I'm impressed you remember Super Mario Bros, lol. Tropic Thundre was the shit, and Tenacious D, yea you've got great taste man, lol welcome to Spill.com

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Severna Park

About Me:

I am a lover of all things cinema. An ambitious young fellow trapped in white suburbia, I often turn to films for inspiration and entertainment.

Anyway, I love movies of all genres. I believe that the funniest comedies are always terrible horror movies (like The Happening), and that the scariest horror movies are always terrible comedies. I found myself cringing more at Meet the Spartans than I did SAW. Ironic, but true.

I love the Spill crew & community, and I'm really psyched to be a part of it. If you have any recommendations or questions for me, please comment!

All Time Favorite Movies:

The Matrix, V for Vendetta, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, There Will Be Blood, Evil Dead series, Labyrinth, Tropic Thunder, A Scanner Darkly, Crank, Sunshine, Fight Club, Scarface, Goodfellas, Iron Giant, Casino, Hellboy, Spider-Man, Airplane!, Tropic Thunder, Scary Movie 3, Billy Madison, Anchorman, Harold & Kumar, Tenacious D & the Pick of Destiny, Shoot 'Em Up, Children of Men, Snatch, The Big Lebowski, Paprika, Coonskin, and Akira.

All Time Worst Movies:

Pirates of the Carribean 2 & 3, Stomp the Yard, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Super Mario Bros, The Strangers, Boogeyman, The Covenant, See No Evil, Abominable, Plan 9 From Outer Space, and a bunch of foreign grindhouse films that nobody's ever heard of (Scorpion Thunderbolt, anyone?).

Favorite Actors or Actresses:

Seth Rogen, Samuel L. Jackson, Keanu Reeves, Jack Black, Leslie Nielsen, Ron Perlman, Jason Statham, Steve Carell, Daneil Day-Lewis, Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Eva Mendes, Elizabeth Banks, Jessica Biel, Natalie Portman, Adam Sandler, Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Hugo Weaving, Ewan Macgregor, Clive Owen, Bruce Campbell, and Christian Bale.

Favorite Directors:

Quentin Tarantino, Takashi Miike, George Romero, Martin Scorsese, Guy Ritchie, Steven Spielberg, Sam Raimi, Robert Rodriguez, Spike Lee, Uwe Boll (in a funny sense), Richard Linklater, Guillermo Del Toro, David Fincher, and the Wachowski Brothers