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FIRST OF ALL: sorry for anyone who wanted to see my spill movie casting blog, I've been busy I've been lazy, and I've been unimaginative.


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Burn After Reading

I heard from my sister that this film was very mediocre, her main reason, (this is a spoiler!) Brad Pitt dies.
Pretty lame reason right? I personally di… Continue

Who should play our favorite spill members?

I have some good ideas.

1. Korey

Denzel Washington

I really don't… Continue

The Mummy 3!?!

Why!?! NOOOOOOOOO! After the tradegy of the second movie, who decided this should happen again!?! I'm ok with Brendan Frasier, but i don't need to see him in anymore bad action movies. The Mummy movies always rip off a better movies. Examples: Mummy 1= The Original Mummy Movie and Indiana Jones movies
Mummy 2= The Scorpion King
Mummy 3=Mongul

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Anna Farrisin the house bunny, a sad, sad, sad, film. It hurts to see this girl do shit when she was hilarious in Just Friends. This movie is the same as every pathetic terrible chick flick "comedy" movie. It should have been called "Legally Blond 3:We do this shit again!" God. Please Anna, stop being in things like Scary Movie 3 and My Super Ex Girlfriend. It hurts so much when i know… Continue

10. The Dark Knight

It's only part gansta. Yeah, i think we can all agree it's the best superhero movie, but it's not like the regular crime dramas where they show the process of the cops getting the gangsters and that makes it a little lower.

9. The Untouchables

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