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Hometown:
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About Me:
I am a fighter. Oh, and don't call me a savior.
All Time Favorite Movies:
Monty Python's Life of Brian,The Dark Knight, The Departed,Scarface, Good fellas, The Dark Crystal,Batman Begins, The Holy Grail, The Indiana Jones Trilogy,The Untouchables, Just Friends, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odessy, The Shining, Star Wars (the ORIGINAL trilogy),Supersize Me, Shaun of the Dead,Hot Fuzz, The Vampire Bat, The Devil Bat,The Killer Shrews,Anchorman, Jurassic Park, Physco,Spider Man 2,Wayne's World,Austin Powers International Man of Mystery,Truman Show,A Christmas Story,Reservoir Dogs, Lord Of the Rings, Little Shop of Horrors,Terminator 1+2,King Kong (the original),When Harry Met Sally,No Country For Old Men,Fargo,The Big Lebouski, Bowfinger, Superbad,The Ghost and the Darkness,The Sixth Sense,Wall-e,Wallace and Gromit,
Mystery Men,Rat Race, Sin City, Frankenstein,Nightmare before Christmas,Raising Arizona, The Evil Dead movies, Pulp Fiction,American Physcho and many other films that are awesome that slip my mind
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FREAKSHOW, Tenacious D:the pick of destiny,Meg Ryan Movies (with the exception of When Harry Met Sally),The Love Guru, Hulk, Shrek 3, most movies made for teenagers and children,The Village,The Grinch,The Cat In The Hat,Wild West Movies, and a whole bunch of direct to DVD movies.....
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Stanley Kubrick,Jim Henson,Terry Gilliam, Martin Scorsese,Tim Burton,Christopher Nolan,Alfred Hitchcock,Sam Riami, Quitin Tarintino, and on and on.....

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Burn After Reading is an Coen film for the Coen film fans!

FIRST OF ALL: sorry for anyone who wanted to see my spill movie casting blog, I've been busy I've been lazy, and I've been unimaginative.





Now.........



Burn After Reading







I heard from my sister that this film was very mediocre, her main reason, (this is a spoiler!) Brad Pitt dies.

Pretty lame reason right? I personally didn't like Brad Pitt's character, and i found that my favorite was… Continue

Posted on September 28, 2008 at 5:50pm

Spill Movie Casting!

Who should play our favorite spill members?



I have some good ideas.







1. Korey



Denzel Washington





I really don't have much more to say than that he is an Oscar winner and who better?



2. Leon





Samuel L. Jackson…



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Posted on August 25, 2008 at 12:02pm

The Mummy 3 sends shivers down my spine!

The Mummy 3!?!





Why!?! NOOOOOOOOO! After the tradegy of the second movie, who decided this should happen again!?! I'm ok with Brendan Frasier, but i don't need to see him in anymore bad action movies. The Mummy movies always rip off a better movies. Examples: Mummy 1= The Original Mummy Movie and Indiana Jones movies

Mummy 2= The Scorpion King

Mummy… Continue

Posted on August 1, 2008 at 4:15pm

Why it hurts to watch the house bunny trialer.



Anna Farrisin the house bunny, a sad, sad, sad, film. It hurts to see this girl do shit when she was hilarious in Just Friends. This movie is the same as every pathetic terrible chick flick "comedy" movie. It should have been called "Legally Blond 3:We do this shit again!" God. Please Anna, stop being in things like Scary Movie 3 and My Super Ex Girlfriend. It hurts so much when i know that you can make me laugh my butt off.…



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Posted on August 1, 2008 at 3:58pm

Top Ten Gangsta films

10. The Dark Knight

It's only part gansta. Yeah, i think we can all agree it's the best superhero movie, but it's not like the regular crime dramas where they show the process of the cops getting the gangsters and that makes it a little lower.



9. The Untouchables

Yeah, laughably good. This movie has some scenes that are meant to be serious but just look funny. Too funny to be… Continue

Posted on August 1, 2008 at 11:10am — 2 Comments

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At 4:30pm on August 6, 2008, Karate-chop Jesus said…
I like my page (not to toot my own horn). I'm just saying.
At 6:45am on August 5, 2008, Moxie said…
Oo you confused me for a moment.
But I like how you said he was a great role model for gay men and mention bush had aqua man boxers. hahahaha

Its a shame aqua man bats for the other team he is one of the only superfriends that isnt completely insane and/or emotionally unavailable.
At 4:18pm on August 4, 2008, Roy Pyper said…
Well, yeah as your on my friends list.
At 3:37pm on August 4, 2008, Moxie said…
they always seemed kinda extra to me.
Everyone always hates Aquaman to. But i like him. He just has a very specified power.
At 11:20am on August 4, 2008, Roy Pyper said…
Thanks for the add and friendship bud :)
At 10:42am on August 4, 2008, Moxie said…
And yet they always turn into something stupid like a bucket of water.
Yeah if you are into gangsta flicks the Boondock Saints is a must see.
It should be to difficult to find, its pretty popular.
At 12:10pm on August 2, 2008, Moxie said…
ooo i wasnt really mad. I was just playing along. :)
At 5:46am on August 2, 2008, The Laughing Pirate said…
Ah you'll find you get people you can't stand here in Britain too. You'll get that in every country I think. Such is the way of the human race.
At 6:44pm on August 1, 2008, The Laughing Pirate said…
Haha aww, yeah it is a very nice place if you know where to go. How is it over there in the States?
At 6:11pm on August 1, 2008, The Laughing Pirate said…
Thank you and a welcome to you too. :p

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