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Janek the Crov
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- Gdańsk
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I want to live 'til I die!
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- Hometown:
- Gdańsk
- About Me:
- Why'd you ask? Are you a stalker or something? Don't look at me like that! Hey, yeah! Hey! I'm talking to you, pal! Pay for an autographed photo or get lost, frendo! And yeah, I think "Janek" phonetically is kinda like this: "Yunehk", and Janek is Polish for John. Here! I educated you a little, ya stalker!
Except being stalked by non-existing fans I like cop and gangster dramas (and TV shows: The Shield, The Wire, The Sopranos) - I always appreciate a good crime movie. Although I don't stick to one genre. I have same rule for film, comics, music - I don't care what genre it is as long as it's good. Not much of a horror fan, though, but as you can see on my "All time favorite movies" list there are one or two that I like. :)
Also, I was born on Friday the 13th, but I'm not killing teenagers in my spare time.
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- All Time Favorite Movies:
- Polish movies:
- Dług ("The Debt" in the US)
- Przypadek (by Krzysztof Kieslowski - "Blind Chance" in the US)
- Psy ("Pigs" in the US)
American and other movies:
JFK, Jacob's Ladder, Ed Wood, American History X, Man on the Moon, Truman Show, The Eternal Sunshine of spotless mind, Full Metal Jacket, Jarhead, Mystic River, Taxi Driver, The Assassination of Richard Nixon, Fight Club, Seven, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Clerks 2, Forrest Gump, Reservoir Dogs, American Beauty, Leon (The Professional), X-Men, X-Men 2,Snatch, State of Grace, Interstate 60, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Man on Fire, Twelve Monkeys, The Life and Death of Peter Sellers, LA Confidential, Children of Men, Almost Famous, Rocky, Pan's Labyrinth, Platoon, Heat, Casablanca, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Hitcher (1986), Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List, Carlito's Way, Collateral, Dog Day Afternoon, American Gangster, No Country for Old Men, Big Blue, Breakfast Club, The Mist (2007), Love Actually, Iron Man, Shaun of the Dead, Taken, Before Sunset and Before the Sunrise, Unforgiven, Die Hard Trilogy, Last Boy Scout
- All Time Worst Movies:
- Meet the Spartans, Superhero Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Rape Movie... Oh, they haven't thought about that last one yet, huh?
- Favorite Actors or Actresses:
- Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, Robin Williams, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Gary Oldman, Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Sean Penn, Ryan Gosling, Robert Downey Jr., Liam Neeson, Bruce Campbell, Bruce Willis, Humphrey Bogart, Mel Gibson, and Kevin Smith (not for actual acting, of course).
- Favorite Directors:
- Stanley Kubrick, Kevin Smith, Michael Mann, David Fincher, David Cronenber, Guillermo Del Toro, Sergio Leone, Sam Peckinpah, Sidney Lumet, Walter Hill, Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, Alfonso Cuaron.
Janek the Crov's Blog
Władysław Pasikowski's "Psy" ("Pigs") - about the film and a trailer by Janek the Crov
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PSY (PIGS)
I was going to write a review of a Polish film "Psy" (or "Pigs" as the US title says), but right now I don't really have time for this. A while ago I made a trailer for this movie, because there was none. It does include English subtitles, but I'm sure there are mistakes - if you're willing to help me correct them just sent me a PM here on Spill or on YouTube.
Anyway.
In Polish language "psy" means "dogs" ("pies" is a "dog"), which is a slang term for cops, th… Continue
PSY (PIGS)
I was going to write a review of a Polish film "Psy" (or "Pigs" as the US title says), but right now I don't really have time for this. A while ago I made a trailer for this movie, because there was none. It does include English subtitles, but I'm sure there are mistakes - if you're willing to help me correct them just sent me a PM here on Spill or on YouTube.
Anyway.
In Polish language "psy" means "dogs" ("pies" is a "dog"), which is a slang term for cops, th… Continue
Posted on September 5, 2009 at 2:00pm —
Green Lantern - Training Flight (Training Day)
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Inspired by Co-Host 3000's review on LDT I made this fan-trailer. :)
Hope you'll like it. Continue
Inspired by Co-Host 3000's review on LDT I made this fan-trailer. :)
Hope you'll like it. Continue
Posted on July 24, 2009 at 11:37am — 5 Comments
JANEK's quasi-essay on RACISM, NATIONALISM and POLAND
”Think for one fucking second!” - Christian Bale in his leaked outburst audio.
Cześć! Korey and Co-Host talked about racial issues on the latest LET’S DO THIS. I decided to share my thoughts on this subject, so here they are.
I understand what they're saying about the racial stereotypes, but it's not only the black people that have really bad stereotypes. I know they know it, but it inspired me. I'm P… Continue
Cześć! Korey and Co-Host talked about racial issues on the latest LET’S DO THIS. I decided to share my thoughts on this subject, so here they are.
I understand what they're saying about the racial stereotypes, but it's not only the black people that have really bad stereotypes. I know they know it, but it inspired me. I'm P… Continue
Posted on July 1, 2009 at 3:00pm — 7 Comments
Peter Jackson produced a sci-fi: "DISTRICT 9" teaser trailer!
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2009 seems like a great year for sci-fi. And I'm not a big sci-fi fan, but when something great shows up I'm excited. Like right fucking NOW! First things first, the trailer:
Here are higher quality versions: http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/district9/
Neill Blomkamp is writting and directing "District 9", a movie about an extraterrestrial race forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth [which] suddenly find[s] a kindred spirit in a governme… Continue
2009 seems like a great year for sci-fi. And I'm not a big sci-fi fan, but when something great shows up I'm excited. Like right fucking NOW! First things first, the trailer:
Here are higher quality versions: http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/district9/
Neill Blomkamp is writting and directing "District 9", a movie about an extraterrestrial race forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth [which] suddenly find[s] a kindred spirit in a governme… Continue
Posted on May 1, 2009 at 12:30pm — 1 Comment
"Vengeance" (2009)
I just discovered this trailer for a Hong-Kong/French revenge movie called “Vengeance”. It looks dark and gritty and I love it. It's supposed to come out 20th May in France. Don’t know about the rest of the world, but I think (and hope) it's not going to be much later than the end of fall.
Plot is simple:
A father comes to Hong Kong to avenge his daughter, whose family was murdered. Officially, he's a chef. Twenty years ago, he was a killer.
Trailer:
http://www.trai… Continue
Plot is simple:
A father comes to Hong Kong to avenge his daughter, whose family was murdered. Officially, he's a chef. Twenty years ago, he was a killer.
Trailer:
http://www.trai… Continue
Posted on April 12, 2009 at 12:00pm —
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Just a little group for Dutchies, and Dutch minded people to gettogether. Here we can invite each other to go out in either Amsterdam, the Hague, Rotterdam, or any other Place in Holland. Watch a movie together or go out drinking. Whatever you want.
I post it here, so it won't get lost. :)
People, here it is - the first... the best... the most exciting... well, I'm sure about "the first" part! Noa AKA podbaydoor and Janek AKA Janek the Crov talk about the party, the rules and how excited the...
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PSY (PIGS)
I was going to write a review of a Polish film "Psy" (or "Pigs" as the US title says), but right now I don't really have time for this. A while ago I made a trailer for this movie, because there was none. It does include Englis...
Cześć!
PSY (PIGS
I was going to write a review of a polish film "Psy" (or "Pigs" as the title says in USA), but right now I don't really have time for this. A while ago I made a trailer for this movie, because there was none. It does include Engl...
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I wouldn't say I'm the biggest fan... but I'm a fan. And I love the artwork of Dave McKean who does the covers. Enjoy!
I like how you add 'More Manly' Lol!
I think its time to hit the gymn!
since being on SPILL I've been likened to Rickey Gervais, Nick Frost and Kevin Smith!
;)
Hope you have a nice week, too!
He was born in Warsaw in 1976, when Poland was still communist. His parents escaped and fled to Sweden before coming to America. It's actually a really great story, but I'd butcher it trying to tell it, so I won't.
I know, I don't know why I always do that. I suspect I just like saying "Czechoslovakia". Also "Romany", That's one of my faves.
I don't know what the f*ck I was doing with the poster!!! it just sort of evolved into this den of sin! lol
Had to get you in there but couldn't find any photos of you so i just put your wee man in!
Anyway see you at the Party pal!
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