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trailer for upcoming mockumentary
Started Nov 18
I'd sequester those dolphins...
Videy well, brother, videy well
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This is the debut production of JackandZack Films. It's a mockumentary about a legendary cult-film director, Jack Gattanella, who is making his latest film "Crest of Senses", and taking his two stars Zack and Hayley down into the depths of madness.
Watch the whole trilogy saga episodes here!
http://www.losersthewebseries.com/webisode-14-spaced/
http://www.losersthewebseries.com/webisode-16-space-ii/
http://www.losersthewebseries.com/webisode-18/
Watch the whole trilogy saga episodes here!
http://www.losersthewebseries.com/webisode-14-spaced/
http://www.losersthewebseries.com/webisode-16-space-ii/
http://www.losersthewebseries.com/webisode-18/
This is the debut production of JackandZack Films. It's a mockumentary about a legendary cult-film director, Jack Gattanella, who is making his latest film "Crest of Senses", and taking his two stars Zack and Hayley down into the depths of madness.
Watch it... or the bunny dies!
(note: the following preview hasn't been approved for audiences)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDh6I-H_zl0
Hi Spillios. This is the first production of JackandZack Films (me being Jack, my friend and co-founder, Zack the other). It's about the legendary cult-film director Jack Gattanella creating his latest masterpiece "Crest of Senses" which is about....
I wonder if Robert Zemeckis weren't a filmmaker if he would have become a pilot. Look at his films and you may find a recurring shot in them, if not all then at least a good lot of them: a shot up in the sky, flying around and bringing the audie...
Losers is a new comedy/sci-fi web-series! It's about two guys, Zack and Przemek, and their adventures leading up to a trip to NY Comic-Con! Losers NOW online - stay tuned for more! www.youtube.com/AreYo
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- Teaneck. New Jersey
- About Me:
I love Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper and Arizona Diet Green Tea, my lovely hug-muffin wife, your old-school Nintendo like Super Mario 3, swimming till I kill sharks, and ping pong - and movies like the ones listed below or by directors below. Check out some other reviews of mine at www.film-forward.com, cool indie site out of NYC.
"No cellphone use. No texting during the movie. No talking out loud. No sucking up the last Coke out of the Kidney-Buster. It is permitted to laugh, or to scream when a movie scares the crap out of you. It's okay to join in the general chuckle after the It's only a cat! moment is over. There was a special by-law forgiving Pauline Kael for saying "Oh! Oh! Oh!" in astonishment. It is acceptable, but rarely, to join in a general audience uproar, as at the first Cannes press screening of "The Brown Bunny." Even then, no cupping your hand under your armpit and producing fart noises."- Roger Ebert
"Someday, we'll all have hats."- George Carlin
"Somewhere in the bowels of Los Angeles, there's an underground facility. The gaping maw of this factory is fed tons of living tissue imported in rickety boxes from all across the world. Pipes hiss and panels glow as fresh ideas are chewed up, reconstituted, and shat back out. They're polished and prettied with cheap makeup, making sure each one is not too unlike the one before it. After being shrink-wrapped and oxygen starved, a team of ghouls sings sweet songs about them and grins with their preternaturally gleaming teeth, cooing at us to buy these shiny droppings. Welcome to Hollywood."- LEOG's Jason
top 5 books: Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Night, The Road, Lolita, Watchmen
top 5 TV shows (ever): Seinfeld, Lost, The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Twin Peaks
top 5 albums: Beggars Banquet, Electric Ladyland, London Calling, Rain Dogs, Bringing it All Back Home
(click on the small link below to see a SHORT FILM I made a few years back, an experimental comedy called HAROLD MAXX):
- All Time Favorite Movies:
- GoodFellas, Fanny & Alexander, A Clockwork Orange, Manhattan, Stroszek, Citizen Kane, 8 1/2, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Schindler's List, the Dollars Trilogy, Apocalypse Now, City Lights, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Week End, Inglourious Basterds, Umberto D, Mulholland Drive, The Seventh Seal, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, The Shining, Le Samourai, Pulp Fiction, Dawn of the Dead, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Rashomon, Taxi Driver, WALL-E, The Third Man, M, The Passion of Joan of Arc, A Scanner Darkly, Un Chien Andalou, Z, The Night of the Hunter, The Producers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Where the Wild Things Are, The Human Condition, His Girl Friday, The 400 Blows, Gimme Shelter, Husbands and Wives, Seven Samurai, Easy Rider, Raging Bull, Short Cuts, Psycho, La Dolce Vita, Once Upon a Time in the West, Stalker, Jaws, Last Tango in Paris, Bicycle Thieves, Pan's Labyrinth, Dr. Strangelove, I Am Cuba, Forrest Gump, Star Wars (3-6), The Godfather 1 & 2, Night on Earth, Brand Upon the Brain!, Brazil, Greed, Grindhouse, Scenes from a Marriage, Match Point, Knife in the Water, The Thing, The Maltese Falcon, Eraserhead, The Thin Blue Line, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The Last Detail, The Battle of Algiers, Boogie Nights, Fargo, Mean Streets, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Faces, Reservoir Dogs, A History of Violence, Batman, Batman Returns, Faces, My Life to Live, Paisan, The Grapes of Wrath, The Big Red One, Princess Mononoke, Kill Bill, Deconstructing Harry, Cries and Whispers, Ran, Aguirre: The Wrath of God, Ed Wood, Martin, Nashville, Alphaville, Videodrome, Metropolis, Unforgiven, A Man Escaped, Los Olvidados, Blood Simple, Persona, Being John Malkovich, Down by Law, La Haine, Five Easy Pieces, Elephant, Fahrenheit 9/11, Suspiria, In the Mood for Live, Ghostbusters, Arsenic & Old Lace, The General, Night of the Living Dead, The Pawnbroker, Visitor Q, Roma citta aperta, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Grizzly Man, Blazing Saddles, Gangs of New York, Barry Lyndon, The Muppet Movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Bound for Glory, WOODSTOCK, JFK, Lunacy, Santa Sangre, The Sacrifice, Blue Velvet, The Wrestler, Notorious, Serpico, Duck Soup, Do the Right Thing, Shoot the Piano Player, Bande a part, Through a Glass Darkly, Trainspotting, The Untouchables, Eraserhead, Gates of Heaven, The Long Goodbye, The Big Sleep, Sunrise, Mystic River, Chinatown, Scarlet Street, Steamboat Bill Jr, Pinocchio, 12 Monkeys, The Big Lebowski, Touch of Evil, Grave of the Fireflies, Zodiac, My Neighbor Totoro, The Kid, Fitzcarraldo, The Departed, Branaugh's Hamlet/Henry V, Mystery Train, Winter Light, Jackie Brown, American Beauty, Day of Wrath, The Holy Mountain, Network, Roger & Me, Coonskin, Duck You Sucker!, À bout de souffle, After Hours, Pixote, Waltz with Bashir, The Dreamers, Eastern Promises, Naked, Being There, THEY LIVE, Slumdog Millionaire, Deep Red, Bottle Rocket, Faster Pussycat! KILL! KILL!, High & Low, Batman Begins, The Killing, 42nd Street, Bigger Than Life, Bad Lieutenant, I'm Not There, Dirty Harry, Spaceballs, Munich, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Hi Mom!, The Dark Crystal, Waking Life, Shame, Viridiana, Audition, No Direction Home: Bob Dylan, The Hawks & The Sparrows, Branded to Kill, V for Vendetta, White Heat, Casablanca, Eyes Without a Face, The Right Stuff, Up, The City of Lost Children, Veronika Voss, Fires on the Plain....
- All Time Worst Movies:
- Countdown: Jerusalem, Michael Bay in general, I Spit on Your Grave, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Lady in the Water, Battlefield Earth, Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America, The Sweetest Thing, Saw, Apocalypto, Bratz the movie, The Spirit, Blood Freak, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Twilight, Querelle, Labor Pains, Masked & Anonymous, Godard's Hail Mary and King Lear, Last House on the Left, Batman & Robin, Wild Wild West, Hostel Part II, The Life of David Gale, Fantastic Four, Monster a-go-go, Fay Grim, Harold, Hell Ride, The Seeker: The Dark is Rising, I Stand Alone, Domino, Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill, Teorema, The Happening, The Day The Earth Stopped
- Favorite Actors or Actresses:
- Jack Nicholson, Liv Ullmann, Henry Fonda, James Stewart, Erland Josephsson, Daniel Day Lewis, Ingrid Bergman, Robert De Niro, Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, Anna Karina, Marlon Brando, Ellen Burstyn, Jeff Bridges, Kate Winslet, Toshiro Mifune, Morgan Freeman, Frances McDormand, Tatsuya Nakadai, Robert Downey Jr, Charlie Chaplin, Klaus Kinski, Samuel L. Jackson, Laura Dern, Sam Rockwell, Mel Blanc, Willem Dafoe, Johnny Depp, Jeanne Moreau, Peter Lorre, James Cagney, Clint Eastwood, Marx brothers, Sterling Hayden, Lon Chaney, Tilda Swinton, Viggo Mortensen...
- Favorite Directors:
- Kubrick, Bergman, Scorsese, Kurosawa, Hitchcock, Leone, Welles, Spielberg, Tarantino, Lynch, PT Anderson, Coens, Herzog, Fellini, Bunuel, Gilliam, Melville, Errol Morris, Kobayashi, Polanski, Tarkovsky, De Sica, Woody Allen, Miyazaki, Fuller, Altman, Francis Coppola, Murnau, Lang, Cronenberg, Rossellini, Tim Burton, Godard, Romero, Fincher, Jonze, Gondry, Miike, Lumet, Henson, Truffaut, Jodorowsky, Linklater, Nicholas Ray, Ashby, Mel Brooks, De Palma, Hawks, Dreyer, Svankmajer, Buster Keaton, WKW, Argento, Boyle, Aronofsky, Mendes, Bertolucci, Nolan, Malle, Fassbinder, Ford, Whedon, Michael Moore...
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A Christmas Carol that FLIES + Jim Carrey!
I wonder if Robert Zemeckis weren't a filmmaker if he would have become a pilot. Look at his films and you may find a recurring shot in them, if not all then at least a good lot of them: a shot up in the sky, flying around and bringing the audience along (i.e. the feather in Forrest Gump, the pull-back through the valley and mountains in Beowulf, Back to the Future with the… Continue
Posted on November 10, 2009 at 11:49am —
The Fourth Kind, or: The Owls Are Not What They Seem...
I didn't believe for a moment that the "actual footage" in the movie The Fourth Kind was actually actual footage. Surely one would have heard of stories of a relatively unknown filmmaker named Olatunde Osunsanmi crafting a docu-drama out of footage from actual alien abductee interviews from some years ago. It should be no surprise that it is just a gimmick to make the story of UFO abduction more credible, which is all well and good. Indeed this wasn't even really the problem in and of itself I h… Continue
Posted on October 30, 2009 at 1:32am —
A post-festival-pre-release review of THE ROAD
"I will kill anyone who touches you. Because that's my job."
The wonderful thing about the Road is that it will more than likely please the two camps: the one that has not read Cormac McCarthy's Pulitzer prize-winning book, and the one that has. There's the nervous feeling one g… Continue
Posted on October 22, 2009 at 1:07am — 3 Comments
REVIEW: Fires on the Plain (1959)
Director Kon Ichikawa had lived through world war two, and saw what its effects it had on his people in Japan. But so did novelist Shohei Ooka, whose book was the inspiration for Ichikawa's film,… Continue
Posted on October 19, 2009 at 11:44am —
Spike Jonze's Where the Wild Things Are, or a child's kingdom
It's taken Spike Jonze a while to write, film, edit and (after some wrestling with Warner brothers over the final cut) release his adaptation of Maurice Sendak's Where the Wild Things Are. One who greatly admires filmmakers will wait especially for a filmmaker who takes his time in creating something after years of wait. Now, the filmmaker who first came on the scene with Being John Malkovich, once again gives me a one-word response with this third film of his: Wow. Hot damn. That's two more. Th… Continue
Posted on October 16, 2009 at 3:15am — 1 Comment
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BUT, on a plus side, it's been getting nothing but rave reviews so far, so perhaps its better than it seems?
What have you done to my good friend Wallie Whiplash? Who's this 'Dr. Lightning' fellow with the strange Kool-Aid Man and Benjamin Franklin avatar?
WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!
Nah, seriously, what's with the name & avatar change? I'm missing my friend WALL-E with his bra. :(
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