Hometown:

Ponchatoula, LA

About Me:

IF YOU READ THIS COPY AND PASTE IT ON AT LEAST 1O ABOUT ME BOXES!!! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

All Time Favorite Movies:

Super Mario Bros, Caligula, Double Dragon, Batman and Robin, The Room, Troll 2, Roger Corman's Fantastic Four, those other Fantastic Fours, Jersey Girl, All About Steve, Batman: The Movie, Kazaam, Rocketman, Hocus Pocus, Good Burger, Street Fighter: The Movie (Legend of Chun-Li is overrated), Step Brothers, The Love Guru, anything by the brilliant minds of Friedberg and Seltzer, or however the fuck you spell their names.

All Time Worst Movies:

Clerks, Chasing Amy, Stranger Than Paradise, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Movie, Happiness, Funny Games (US), The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Alien, Terminator 1+2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rocky, Back to the Future 1-3, The Iron Giant, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Team America: FUCK YEAH, Airplane!, The Naked Gun, This is Spinal Tap, The Princess Bride, Stand By Me, The Goonies, Minority Report, Jaws, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Dead Alive, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Psycho (1960), Halloween (1978), A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), Friday the 13th series, Trick R' Treat, Trainspotting, Dazed and Confused, The Devil's Rejects, Rules of Attraction, Vanilla Sky, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Burn After Reading, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Mouse Hunt, The Emperor's New Groove, Aladdin, The Crow, Buried, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, American Splendor, Requiem For a Dream, Pi, Memento, Inception, The Dark Knight, Super, Primer...

Favorite Actors or Actresses:

They're all props to me.

Favorite Directors:

Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, Sam Raimi, Christopher Nolan, Joel and Ethan Coen, Steven Spielberg, John Carpenter (early years), Quentin Tarantino, David Fincher, Darren Aronofsky, Micheal Haneke, Edgar Wright, David Cronenberg, Rob Zombie...