Is it too wrong that I grade children’s films on the same scale that I do adult films? I don’t think it is, but sometimes, there are kid’s films that are adored that I just cannot stand, because they use so many clichés and just do not hold my interest. Is it wrong to despise The Polar Express because it isn’t The Godfather, or am I giving too much hate to children’s films? As much as I despise this fact, I am still legally a child, so I have a little more reasoning to do so.…

I saw Another Earth about a week or so before writing this (I am really behind on my reviews, and haven’t seen a lot of movies in this time, as I have been recently obsessed with How I Met Your Mother), and I didn’t want to write a review immediately, as I wasn’t sure of my feelings towards this film. But after listening to the first official episode of Remote Viewing on the brilliant site Spill.com, I have decided to flesh out my review. Let me get this straight-this is…

Okay, I felt really good about my The Last Airbender review, and so I’m doing that thoughts-during-the-movie thing again. So enjoy. [Before film] This movie looks so terrible. It has a 16% on Rotten Tomatoes, and it stars Vanessa Hudgens and Alex Pettyfer. Now, I’m the idiot that thought that I Am Number Four wasn’t complete trash, in fact I liked it, but Pettyfer was not what I liked about that movie. And Hudgens has also made Sucker Punch this year, and we all know how…

I love this movie. I love, love, love this movie. I love just about every single thing in this movie. It is sweet, beautiful, terrifying, astonishing, and enthralling. You know what? I’m gonna go the extra mile, and say that it is a better film than the original. I just blew your mind, didn’t I? Yes. Rise of the Planet of the Apes is a better movie than the original Planet of the Apes over 40 years ago. Now don’t get me wrong, I love Planet of the Apes to death; the…