Previous aliases used Lil' Frank include:
Senor Frank
Frankbacca®
Cowboy Monkey Frank
The Frank
Yo Momma
Pfrank
Sumo Rodeo
Frederick Alouiscious Polowaski (Ogre, you asshole)
Little Princess
Tinkerbell
Balls
Big Balls
Bigger Balls
46¢
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Bob, the Enzyte™ guy
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (no, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
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Boner sounds like an awesome cat. Pets are amazing. I look forward to seeing Buddie more than seeing some members of my family. XD Though, if I were lost in the woods, Buddie would be completely useless and still want me to scratch his butt . . .
Lol. Hey, my first name has a retarded spelling, and my last name has a retarded spelling. I just wanted him to feel like part of the family :3
Lol. I have not seen that movie, but it does sound like something a nine-year-old would love. Did you and boner have many misadventures, or did he, like most pets of children, become a miserable bastard from years of love-abuse?
Haha, that's too funny. I'm surprised your parents were okay with Boner the cat -- or that your friends asked for the history. XD I got a dog when I was nine and I named him Buddie. Bizarre spelling aside, my dog now has to contend with the six or seven other Buddys he meets in the dog park every day. Trying to get his attention can be quite an issue.
Poor little guy. He was acting kind of funny one day, and then a few days later his eyes were all swelled and he couldn't see and he wouldn't eat or drink anything and his stomach was all bloated. We had to put him down. Ugh, I've been a mess all day . . . nothing deserves to die like that . . .
It's December 20th. I turn the big 2-1! Which has no real significance, since I've been able to drink legally for the past year. XD
I'm sorry. Don't worry, I've had my share of matchstick birthdays too. A hint: using that matchstick to light the offender's house on fire often makes for a very exciting turn of events. ;)
And don't worry. After I watched an expose about Chinese street vendors filling their wontons with cardboard instead of beef, I tend to try to stick to places with roofs over them for all my foreign culinary needs. ;)
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