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A name loved and hated (mostly hated) on the spill community, host of the C&V podcast, call in show junkie, and occasional review writer, and general nobody on spill.

Funfacts:

-choker was once on mtv
-chokers picture was provided by one of the animators of spill
-choker has a secret blog that you will have to do some investigating to find
-was diagnosed with ADD then later aspergers syndrome
-has not watched tv in months since he found high speed
-does not listen to mainstream music, thanks to internet
-made comedian dave attell laugh
-likes hershey chocolate
-has 36 physical cd's
-hates twitter but has one PLUG TIME:therealchoker

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1.Big Fish
2.Battle Royale
3.Dawn of the Dead
4.Scarface
5.Poultrygeist

the dark knight,battle royale,Crank 1&2,UP, the godfather,scarface,stylewars,bomb it, the original star wars trilogy,Star trek, Rambo part 1, Halloween, streetfighter:the animated movie( CHUN-LI"S TITTIES!!!!) the punisher(YES THATS RIGHT) Iron man, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, the harder they come, rockers, sick nurses, Suicide club(review soon) Dirty harry, zatoichi, kill bill,batman begins, gremlins 1&2, slumdog millonaire, the wrestler, the machine girl, afro samurai,the breakfast club,dawn of the dead(original) gommorah, american hardcore: the rise of punk,Raiders of the lost ark.

most films that have six ors so films I usually prefer the first.

ok lets be honest most of the people who write this list just add films they like not films the would want stuck on an island with them.

All Time Worst Movies:

the rocker, cats and dogs, american psycho (it felt like a privelaged kid horror movie) Dawn of the Dead(the remake) Rocky horror picture show ( I hate musicals)

Favorite Actors or Actresses:

robert downey jr, ed norton, christian bale, natalie portman, zhang ziyi, lucy liu (looks not films) if he qualifys Dave Attell, mickey rourke,

Favorite Directors:

tim burton, christopher nolan,george lucas, steven speilberg, francis ford copolla, rugerro dedato(a man who was nice enough to give me an autograph despite having no money and even take a picture with me) and Lloyd Kaufman for teaching me no matter what you can make a movie and for keeping true to his independent roots

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So I'm going to see Pirate Radio

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Now when I heard about this in England I was really looking forward to it, and when I heard about it I decided to check up on the wikipedia page for it and found out, It's set to be released in the US but it's already on DVD in the UK… Continue

Posted on December 19, 2009 at 1:19pm —

Are we too negative

When it comes to reviews on the internet, are we being honest when we review things in a negative light or are we too desperate blood, I have been asking myself this question a lot recently as I noticed it seems like the best way to get attention online is to bash something, just look at the Nostalgia critic and notice how many more views he gets for negative reviews then his tributes or the Angry Video Game Nerd and the many copycats who rather than give you a thorough idea of the game will jus… Continue

Posted on November 23, 2009 at 6:16pm — 5 Comments

C&V podcast #7

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once again we didn't have metal virgin, but I had Wiretap pro (but forgot how to use it)

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Posted on September 10, 2009 at 9:25pm —

Crank 2 dvd review

Crank 2 was definitely not for the intellectual crowd, hell most normal people I know thought it was dumb, but then again which action movie isn't, do your really think Sylvester Stallone could have taken on a whole army in first blood? or Mel Gibson shoot dozens of people and never have… Continue

Posted on September 8, 2009 at 5:30pm — 12 Comments

Fanexpo journal

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Posted on September 3, 2009 at 3:44am —

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At 12:14pm on December 23, 2009, jack burton said…: Oh, and yeah... How can i get the old podcast droids i'm lookin for?

At 11:49am on December 23, 2009, jack burton said…: I hope you see that shit in 3D man? Fuck all the dumb shit... See it in imax.
It's been a while man. Here's some cool shit!
Keep showin these Spill chicks what we about man... LOL

At 8:19pm on December 21, 2009, Conejita said…: An inside joke with your cohost. :P

At 11:03am on December 20, 2009, Kristin said…: Kinda depends what your going for. I'd make them so they wouldn't drag on the ground (you don't want to trip on them or have them get caught in anything).

At 1:01am on December 20, 2009, Kristin said…: Are you sewing them together with a sewing machine? If that's the case, you don't want something that will stretch too much (so....no spandex!). Materials that have a lot of stretch are a nightmare in the sewing machine.

I suggest felt....it's a reliable fabric. There are also some vinyl fabrics you can find at the fabric store that have a sort of tentacle feel to them.

At 4:28pm on December 18, 2009, Splinter47 said…

At 6:23pm on December 12, 2009, Jovenza said…: i knew what you meant

At 1:58am on December 12, 2009, Christian Alvarez said…: Man this makes me love David Cross even more

At 12:58am on December 12, 2009, Marley said…: Yeah Ben Kingsley was great in The Whackness, but the person that standed out for me was Josh Peck. I had no idea he had depth in his acting. I guess he got tired of doing slapstick comedy on nickelodeon.