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Yeah, well, virgin's not a dirty word. You know what's a dirty word is asshole and that's what you guys are. You know, I may not have had sex but I could... fuck you up... Yeah! - Andy Stitzer

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About Me:

A high-school student hoping to become a film-maker someday. I've just started writing screenplays, which is my new hobby. I am a Filipino (though people casually call me Asian or yellow, phft) and I totally relate to most of the songs I have on my playlist (Okay definately not The Cole Train Song).

All Time Favorite Movies:

Ranked One (Top) to Eight (Bottom)
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1. The 40-Year-Old Virgin
2. Airplane!
3. The Truman Show
4. Fight Club
5. Rushmore
6. There's Something About Mary
7. The Usual Suspects
8. A Clockwork Orange

In No Particular Order
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Observe and Report
Hot Rod
I Am Legend (Will Smith version)
Cloverfield
[REC]
The King of Comedy (De Niro & Scorsese)
The 'Burbs
Coming To America
Spider-Man 2
Talladega Nights
Terminator 2
Casino Royale (the re-boot)
Ratatouille/The Incredibles/Finding Nemo/WALL-E
Monty Python and the Holy Grail/Monty Python's Life of Brian
Napoleon Dynamite
Big
Undercover Brother
Tropic Thunder
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
(500) Days of Summer
Reservoir Dogs
Drag Me To Hell
Children of Men
The Hangover
Hot Fuzz
Taken (Neeson)
Stranger than Fiction

TV Shows
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Human Giant
Spaced
Eastbound & Down
The Simpsons
The Venture Bros.
The Office (yet to see Season 5, sort of disappointed by Season 4)
Arrested Development
Futurama
Home Movies
Mr. Show
Chapelle's Show
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Stella
Mega64

All Time Worst Movies:

I try to avoid them as possible but.... Date Movie, Epic Movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3, Date Movie (again), The Love Guru, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, The Village, The Ice Harvest, Spider-Man 3, Super Mario Bros. movie. and Robot Holocaust There's probably more but I don't know.

Favorite Actors or Actresses:

Steve Carell (funny in mostly everything)
Jackie Chan (not a great performance actor but a great stunt actor)
Robert Downey Jr. (RDJ can sing and act fantastically)
Jim Carrey (Watch Eternal Sunshine/Truman Show and you'll see)
Samuel L. Jackson (I've had it with these... ah you know)
Tom Hanks (Cast Away and The 'Burbs)
Matt Damon (his roles in the Bourne series are great)
Will Smith (I Am Legend, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
Harvey Keitel (Reservoir Dogs and Thelma & Louise)
Robert De Niro (best method actor I think)
Simon Pegg / Nick Frost (Hot Fuzz)

Favorite Directors:

Judd Apatow (40YOV is my favorite comedy of all time)
Edgar Wright (SOTD, Hot Fuzz)
Mike Judge (Office Space, Beavis & Butt-Head, Idiocracy)
Brad Bird (Iron Giant, Ratatouille, Incredibles)
John Landis (Animal House, Trading Places)
Wes Anderson (Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore)
Kevin Smith (Clerks, Chasing Amy)
Coen Brothers (No Country for Old Men, Fargo)
Steven Spielberg
James Cameron (Terminator 2, Titanic)
Christopher Nolan
Michel Gondry
David Fincher (almost every movie of his, someone spoils the ending to me)

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Your Favorite Characters?

All of the characters are awesome but these three stand out to me A LOT. 1. Brock Samson 2. Dr. Henry Killinger 3. Sgt. Hatred

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Quick Review of BRUNO

This movie is very funny- there was never a minute when I didn't laugh. Although Borat is better than Bruno, I think Bruno comes close to it. The first 10 minutes set you up on whether or not you should watch the film or walk out of the theater.…

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My Top Ten Favorite Movies of Summer 2009 - Awesome! :P

Initially I thought I wouldn't watch that many films for this year's Summer Movie Line-Up but obviously I broke that stance. I think I watched more than the ten movies listed here but one I definitely know isn't going to show up on this list is Terminator Salvation (which disappointed me a lot). This list is just my opinion so ye... Let's Do This!

10. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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Posted on August 27, 2009 at 2:30am — 19 Comments

Despite My Gripes - District 9 (SPOILERS ALERT)

The premise sounds like any other sci-fi movie, but District 9 puts a twist on its story and makes it unpredictable. I was so enthralled by the documentary style, the violence, the characters (emotionally invested to as well), and the best special effects I've seen in a long time that even these plot holes didn't… Continue

Posted on August 27, 2009 at 1:30am — 17 Comments

Quick Review of BRÜNO

This movie is very funny- there was never a minute when I didn't laugh. Although Borat is better than Bruno, I think Bruno comes close to it. The first 10 minutes set you up on whether or not you should watch the film or walk out of the theater.

Bruno w… Continue

Posted on July 10, 2009 at 11:30pm —

Eastbound and Down: The First Season - Review

Not a day goes by when a comedy show we're watching is most likely going to offend someone. Shows such as It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Family Guy (for all the wrong reasons), and etc. are examples- but none of these shows have the courage to do what Eastbound &… Continue

Posted on July 9, 2009 at 10:00pm — 9 Comments

What I Learned About Making Movies / My Internet Show is Slipping

You know that show Home Movies where Brendon, Melissa, and Jason would make hundreds of home movies just for the hell of it? And while making those movies they thought it was pure genius? There was an episode towards the end of the entire show where those three realize (or was it just Brendon and Melissa, IDK) that their home movies weren't as good as they thought they were? The reason why I'm using the show Home Movies as an example is because around the age of 15 and 16 I made a… Continue

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At 10:02am on November 27, 2009, Jenny said…: thank you very much :)
i see you have rushmore in your top films
nice to see you are a fellow wes anderson fan :)

At 3:56pm on August 28, 2009, RENEGADE™ said…: Hey thanks Charlton :)
After so many years of being a karaoke host and DJ. I guess I was well self taught in the way of bullshit and sarcasm LOL.
Just a heads up. I am feeling ok since I do not smoke or drink anymore.
If anything, its just my nerves from not knowing what to do.
Cause I am not sure if I want to go through with this biopsy or not,
For it will mess up my voice for singing and singing is my only vice I have left that makes my life happy right now. I guess I am trying my best to deal with to many things right now....

At 2:50pm on August 28, 2009, KrissKross said…: its a pretty sick poster. and i love spaced!

At 9:15am on August 28, 2009, rocco burntire said…: district 9 ......well the mall I went to festival here in alabang had it rated as pg 13....they cut out all the gore I couldnt believe it ...why the fuck did they do that ...fucking putas

At 6:00am on August 28, 2009, The Actor said…: That would be the wise choice, because Brick is one of the more well made films ive seen in recent years. It completely takes your by surprise. And Joseph is fantastic. I recommend it greatly.

At 7:19pm on August 26, 2009, Hades Lord of the Dead said…: Damn I don't like Spider-man 3 that much but it's not one of the worst films ever.

At 8:01pm on July 20, 2009, Jenny said…: thank you :)

the first one
RAMBO!!!!!!!!

At 6:09am on July 11, 2009, BrownZone said…: Well I think the first episode of the new series has to have Kenny going to Tampa and beating the shit out of the agent, and then subsequently trying to get on the team. I really liked the original cast though, so I'm sure it would be funnier if he has to go back to his hometown.

At 5:50pm on July 10, 2009, BrownZone said…: Thanks for a good review and for the info about the second season. Lets hope we get another scene as funny as the one where Kenny is at the school dance off his face on ecstacy!!

At 9:31am on July 10, 2009, Ilmena said…: See you miss the point of Yhatzee. He's NOT a proper game reviewer. His opinion should never be taken seriously. Hell he dislikes Halo, Bioshock and other great games.The point of him IS to nitpick!