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Hey, do Scott a solid and post a link for this. Copying and pasting is bad business - and especially disturbing when it's a good friends piece. Give Ol' Scott some love.

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Who else on the site is a Republican???

My parents are social conservatives. I'm a classic Goldwater Republican - big into state's rights, fiscal conservatism and military isolationism. I want a big military that we only dispatch under d...

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Hey kids, it's me Carlyle. I'm just your standard, run of the mill animated movie reviewer. I enjoy watching movies, talking about movies, arguing about movies, dropping names of all my famous friends (that are in movies) and long walks on the beach. So if you're single, and a consenting adult (kids be sure to ask your parents what a consenting adult is), I'd love you to "Friend" me. You know you want to. Just click it. Click my little button. Come on. Click it. Just do it for daddy. Click me one time. Give me the the naughty "Friend"ing I deserve. Then be sure to check out my movie reviews and let me know what you think.

Just a few notes. I LOVE you guys. Absolutely love you. But due to my busy schedule as a freelance journalist I'm not always able to return messages or board posts. Trust me, I read THEM ALL, but I don't always (in fact I almost never) have time to respond. So please don't feel left out or offended if I don't get back to you. You're not being ignored. If you have a question for ASK CARLYLE, please leave it on the Comment Wall below. It makes it easier for me to find. Thanks for reading and watching guys. Our shadowy masters wouldn't sign our checks otherwise.
All Time Favorite Movies:
The Seven Samurai, Battle Beyond the Stars, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Star Trek 2: the Wrath of Khan, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Man on Fire, Can't Hardly Wait, Sky High, The Dirty Dozen
All Time Worst Movies:
Gummo, The Doom Generation, and about a thousand films that only I and the filmmaker's family have seen. Recent worsts include Daddy Day Camp, Bratz, and Codename: The Cleaner, Witless Protection, Over Her Dead Body, Meet the Spartans, and The Love Guru. And coming soon: Disaster Movie!
Favorite Actors or Actresses:
Right now I'm keeping an eye on Justin Long and Amanda Bynes, both of whom are really great, but are waiting for their BIG HIT to convince everyone else. Jonah Hill is a current fave, and I will watch Samuel L. Jackson read the phonebook, fight snakes or even star in The Man 2. I might not like it...but I'll watch it. Ving Rhames, Kevin Spacey, Edward Norton, George Clooney, Brad Pitt all round out modern all time favorites. I'm also a huge Claude Rains fan, and yes, I'm big into Lee Marvin.

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Ask Carlyle: Who should be the next Batman villain?

I get this question A LOT. Mostly as a joke these days (we even got it at the Spill Party Podcast), sure, but we still get it. So I figured I might as well get around to answering it. Truth is, I'm sick to death of all the STANDARD Batman villains. I've seen them done to death. Joker, Penguin, Riddler, Two-Face, Catwoman. How many more incarnations do we need? Here are the 5 different guys I personally want to see in a new batman movie.

5) Someone NEW.

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Posted on August 27, 2009 at 5:34pm — 271 Comments

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Do you have the LEGAL RIGHT to anonymity? This lady thinks so!

Here's an important issue that will most assuredly be breathing down the neck of the legal system over the next few years: do you have the LEGAL RIGHT to be anonymous? That is to say, are you protected by law to keep your identity hidden, as long as your speech doesn't break the law? Well, that's the issue this blogger is addressing now inContinue

Posted on August 26, 2009 at 8:03pm — 44 Comments

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At 12:36am on November 25, 2009, tibbs said…
Happy Thanksgiving Caryle!!!
At 11:19pm on November 24, 2009, MDS said…
I wonder how TDK would have been if Pixar had done it?
At 11:18pm on November 23, 2009, ohstate411 said…
yeah we both love the quest for the holy grail
At 10:01pm on November 23, 2009, Fred_Y2C said…
No ACOCO this week? Would have loved to have heard you go on another rant on Twilight and vampires like you did last year!!!
At 11:52am on November 23, 2009, The Devil That Never Cries said…
Carlyle, I just wanted to say, you're da man!
At 1:43am on November 23, 2009, Laharl said…
Dude aint it cool just got referenced in the latest Venture brothers episode!
At 3:14am on November 22, 2009, Legato Blue said…
At 3:27pm on November 21, 2009, The Abominable Martian said…
At 4:10pm on November 20, 2009, Jennifer Castiglia said…
Everybody in my 17-yr-old-girl life is gushing the praise of Twilight. Glad I'm not the only one who can't stand that crap. Keep it up!
At 10:43am on November 20, 2009, Rob Wilson said…
Loved the AICN new moon review. what was the last line that had the gut-busting results?

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