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Time Travel: How Do You Think It Works?
"As was said before in this topic we are traveling into the future right now," No, we're not. We are experiencing duration. The future and the past are merely concepts we have to express change th...
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Time Travel: How Do You Think It Works?
I have been out-tooned by the Globe Trotters and pseudo-science. Perhaps if I threw in some big mumbo jumbo words like Qusi-tripometers and temporal vacuum fields I can get this discussion back on ...
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Time Travel: How Do You Think It Works?
Traveling back in time appears to be a complete impossibility. While it is a FANTASTIC (and one of my favorite, truth be told) storytelling convention, the mechanics of it seem to be infeasible. Ti...
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- Right now I'm keeping an eye on Justin Long and Amanda Bynes, both of whom are really great, but are waiting for their BIG HIT to convince everyone else. Jonah Hill is a current fave, and I will watch Samuel L. Jackson read the phonebook, fight snakes or even star in The Man 2. I might not like it...but I'll watch it. Ving Rhames, Kevin Spacey, Edward Norton, George Clooney, Brad Pitt all round out modern all time favorites. I'm also a huge Claude Rains fan, and yes, I'm big into Lee Marvin.
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in the scene they mention how it was before their time and they are not the reading type. this is like how one of my brothers hates to read and you ask him to read old English or dare I say Greek (as i thought that with how they mentioned the writings since only the old transformer could read it since he was alive at the time) so he'll have no idea what it meant.
However, I need your help. Since I uploaded my videos only a few days before the deadlines, I need to make up for lost time. So, if you could, can you watch the videos and tell me what you think. All the accumulated views should make up for lost time.
I prefer you tell me what you think on the websites provided, but if you don’t want to go through the hassle of signing up, I guess you can just tell me what you think of my videos through the comment box.
This is one is called The Toasty Torpedo... Mmmm.... I should be located somewhere near the bottom of the page.
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This one, I would appreciate you leaving a comment on the website.
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Thank you in advance.
Why him in he wheelchair?Why?
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I loved the new Star Trek and I loved The Wrath of Khan but I haven't seen any of the other original movies. I want to watch them but people have told me that they all aren't good. So far I've loved everything Star Trek I've seen and I don't want to end that. Which ones would you recommend I see.
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