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Hey, do Scott a solid and post a link for this. Copying and pasting is bad business - and especially disturbing when it's a good friends piece. Give Ol' Scott some love.
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My parents are social conservatives. I'm a classic Goldwater Republican - big into state's rights, fiscal conservatism and military isolationism. I want a big military that we only dispatch under dir…
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Hey kids, it's me Carlyle. I'm just your standard, run of the mill animated movie reviewer. I enjoy watching movies, talking about movies, arguing about movies, dropping names of all my famous friends (that are in movies) and long walks on the beach. So if you're single, and a consenting adult (kids be sure to ask your parents what a consenting adult is), I'd love you to "Friend" me. You know you want to. Just click it. Click my little button. Come on. Click it. Just do it for daddy. Click me one time. Give me the the naughty "Friend"ing I deserve. Then be sure to check out my movie reviews and let me know what you think.
Just a few notes. I LOVE you guys. Absolutely love you. But due to my busy schedule as a freelance journalist I'm not always able to return messages or board posts. Trust me, I read THEM ALL, but I don't always (in fact I almost never) have time to respond. So please don't feel left out or offended if I don't get back to you. You're not being ignored. If you have a question for ASK CARLYLE, please leave it on the Comment Wall below. It makes it easier for me to find. Thanks for reading and watching guys. Our shadowy masters wouldn't sign our checks otherwise.
- All Time Favorite Movies:
- The Seven Samurai, Battle Beyond the Stars, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Star Trek 2: the Wrath of Khan, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Man on Fire, Can't Hardly Wait, Sky High, The Dirty Dozen
- All Time Worst Movies:
- Gummo, The Doom Generation, and about a thousand films that only I and the filmmaker's family have seen. Recent worsts include Daddy Day Camp, Bratz, and Codename: The Cleaner, Witless Protection, Over Her Dead Body, Meet the Spartans, and The Love Guru. And coming soon: Disaster Movie!
- Favorite Actors or Actresses:
- Right now I'm keeping an eye on Justin Long and Amanda Bynes, both of whom are really great, but are waiting for their BIG HIT to convince everyone else. Jonah Hill is a current fave, and I will watch Samuel L. Jackson read the phonebook, fight snakes or even star in The Man 2. I might not like it...but I'll watch it. Ving Rhames, Kevin Spacey, Edward Norton, George Clooney, Brad Pitt all round out modern all time favorites. I'm also a huge Claude Rains fan, and yes, I'm big into Lee Marvin.
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Korey: it often comes across that you are agitated or annoyed working with Carlyle. You will have limited feedback on an issue or are very quick to say you don't understand...which seems more like a move to downplay Carlyle's comments or questions then actually have a back and forth dialogue. I am an avid listener of "Let's Do This" and I feel that some of your half jokes about Carlyle would back up these statements.
Carlyle: on the same token, sometimes it feels as if you will not work with Korey on seemingly simple points or questions.
I often feel like both of you stonewall each other and it really degrades what should be smart-down to earth commentary from both of you.
In my opinion this is one of the most important (not necessarily most popular) podcast on the site. This is the only podcast dedicated to the discussion of new releases and industry news on a site that is geared towards movies (my browser title bar says Movie Reviews, News, Trailers, and Discussion).
Can you check out my movie Animation?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwogbHEW2ko
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng_aLuvking
Very "Preachy" films with political/social messages that get shoved down the throats of the audience.
Is it usually because of the studio, director, or actors involved?
What have been some that you really pissed you off.
Mine: Lions for Lambs, The Constant Gardener, and strangely... the 2nd Tomb Raider
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