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- Mute City
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- Show me yo moves!
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- Jaws Citizen Cane.
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- Al the scary movies.
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- Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon's Blog
My entrance to Spill.
The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.
He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He fin… Continue
He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He fin… Continue
Posted on February 12, 2008 at 6:06pm — 2 Comments
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