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Easton, CT

About Me:

Film, Photography, Making Music, Longboarding, Skiing, Snowboarding, Surfing

All Time Favorite Movies:

Eraserhead
Taxi Driver
28 Days Later
Blue Velvet
There Will Be Blood
Boogie Nights
Magnolia
A Clockwork Orange
Mulholland Drive
The Shining
Let the Right One In
American Psycho
The Birds
The Strangers
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Chinatown
Reservoir Dogs
Repulsion
Knife In the Water
Pulp Fiction
Rosemary's Baby
8 1/2
The Most Dangerous Game
Pink Flamingos
The Exorcist
2001: A Space Odyssey
Bug (2006)
Ringu
Audition
Kill Bill Volume 2
Juliet of the Spirits
La Dolce Vita
The Wicker Man (1973)
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Vertigo
The People Under the Stairs
John Carpenter's Thing
El Topo
The Holy Mountain (1973)
Afterschool
Solaris (1972)
The Big Lebowski
Dodgeball
Apocalypse Now
Goodfellas
After Hours
The 400 Blows
Dr. Strangelove
The Life Aquatic
My Own Private Idaho
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

All Time Worst Movies:

too many to list

Favorite Directors:

Pasolini, Scorsese, Tarkovsky, Lynch, Coen Brothers, Kubrick, Coppola, Paul Thomas Anderson, Takashe Mike, Terry Gilliam, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kenneth Anger, Hitchcock

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At 9:47pm on September 17, 2009, Stuart said…: BRO
dude this weekend, we hang out for the first time in over a year
I finally ordered Happiness, you and me are watching that, youll love it

At 6:50pm on August 15, 2009, Cyrus said…: I had to see "American Psycho" twice to decide how I felt about it, but I really like it now. It's decidedly different in theme from the book, though, which I didn't enjoy at all.

At 7:10pm on July 18, 2009, Cyrus said…: Jodorosky's "Santa Sangre" is my fave by him. I've enjoyed more of David Lynch's films than not as well.

At 10:36pm on May 19, 2009, Cyrus said…: Love Ween to the point of owning pretty much everything they've ever done. I also dig Neutral Milk Hotel although I am mainly just familiar with "In the Aeroplane, Over the Sea". I haven't heard the other two bands you mentioned but I will seek them out, thanks.

At 3:47pm on May 19, 2009, Cyrus said…: I listen to Vampire Weekend a little, but Pavement..."Slanted and Enchanted" and "Crooked Rain Crooked Rain" never left my CD player for about a year a piece.

At 11:43pm on January 10, 2009, Cyrus said…: It seems like most times when a band I really like breaks up and then reforms later, they kind of suck but I would like to see an attempt at a new Pixies record and maybe Rocket From the Crypt, Cop Shoot Cop, and the Dead Kennedys.

At 5:50pm on January 7, 2009, Cyrus said…: I don't know about Stimpy, but I too adored "Falling Down". Made me want to go smash something.

At 12:50am on January 2, 2009, Cyrus said…: Christmas was good. I got a new monitor, bunch of graphic novels and I bought myself a ps3. So it's gonna be a good year.

At 12:32am on December 11, 2008, Cyrus said…: Ok, here you go. Be prepared because when people ask me to watch their stuff, I'm honest. What I liked was your cinematography. You have a good eye developing there for shots although you still need some more practice. The editing is a bit choppy but not bad, although there are a few continuity errors. I assume the soundtrack is stolen from elsewhere but you use it well. What doesn't work is the script and the acting. The guy who gets murdered at first puts up no fight at all and the second murdered guy is physically completely unconvincing. It looks like he wants to start a school yard push fight with the murderer. The murderer I didn't have too much trouble with till the end when I had nothing to make me believe his sudden transformation back into a killer or reason for running when the first dude is already dead and buried. I couldn't hear most of the dialogue though, so maybe I just missed something. Next time, buy a decent mike and boom (you can put this together pretty cheaply) or buy wireless mikes, and do some dubbing after the fact where necessary. The biggest problem was the story which seemed pointless and was uninteresting to me. Why do I care why this guy is killing? Why do I care about the other roommate? What the hell was the pre-bloodied knife doing in the woods at the end? Why do they wear the same clothes the whole time? If the roommate suspected the murderer, then why didn't he tell the police (or at least stop hanging out with the dude)? Why did they bury the friend with an obviously older tombstone?

So don't take any of this wrong. I'm saying this stuff to try to help you out for future projects. Like I said, I'm honest when asked to watch stuff. Remember, it's more important to get a project right than to get it done fast, especially at the earlier stages of making film. You're learning as you go.

At 3:33pm on December 10, 2008, Leon said…: All of Dylan's other songs I "appreciate", meaning I like them when other people cover them.

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