Never eat vegetarian lasagna while your watching amateur porn. Trust me.
I'm a part time assistant chef and a part time Muay Thai kickboxing instructor. My hobbies include boozin' it up with my freinds and bullshitting about random stuff "let's do this style". I also enjoy going to the strip club sometimes and when I'm really bored I get a new tattoo somewhere. Other than that I just try to be a generally cool muthafucka (sometimes it works and sometimes not so much). Oh and I also enjoy using parentheses and quotation marks frequently.
Obviously I also love movies. Theres not really much else to do here in the D unless you can battle rap and I'm not really one of the white boys that can flow.
Subconsciously I'm probably waiting for a zombie apocalypse. I think thats when a person like me will truly be able to shine and show my true potential. Until then i'll just hang out with you cats.
All Time Favorite Movies:
Bullet (1996 w/ tupac and rourke)
Vampire Hunter D bloodlust
Children of Men
Blood the last vampire
New Jack City
Let the right one in(original version)
Man on Fire
Ghost in the Shell
American History X
Saving Private Ryan
Night of the Living Dead(1990)
Evil dead 1 and 2
Army of Darkness
Shaun of the Dead
The Usual Suspects
Big Trouble in little China
Silence of the lambs
Throne of Blood
And for guilty pleasures: Critters, Dead Alive, Most 80's or early 90's martial arts action flicks like Kickboxer, Hard to Kill, Bloodsport, Above the law etc.
Big trouble in little China. uuuhhhhh that might be it.....shit I'll get back to you.
All Time Worst Movies:
Feeders, Feeders 2"slay bells"
Alone in the Dark
Street fighter(actually, any videogame movie)
Baller Blockin'(actually, any movie made by any hip hop record label)
John Carpenter's Vampires. As a matter of fact, any bad vampire movie too; I think the Vamp movies are either fantastic or asstastic.
Now that I'm thinking about it; Pretty much any movie where a ghost or evil spirit comes out of a piece of current technology like a cell phone or a camera or agoddamn WiFi outlet. Those movies erritate the shit out of me.
As a matter of fact! Any American version of a Japanese horror flick with the possible exception of The Ring. You cant just insert a scary pale sad looking Asian chick into a movie and think that it will alway's work.
I'm also not a fan of those cookie cutter comedy's that get churned out every year with either Vince Vaun or Owen Wilson and some hot chick thrown in for appeal. Nor do I really enjoy romantic comedies for that matter and this gets me into frequent and vivid arguments with girls that i date. Nothing against Vince by the way, I find his biting sarcasm to be quite hilarious in the right context. As you can tell I'm a very opinionated dude.
Favorite Actors or Actresses:
Daniel day Lewis
Benicio Del Toro
Chow Yun Fat
Obviously Pacino and DeNiro and Sigourney Weaver and Linda Hamilton (but only as Ripley and Sarah Conner)
early John Woo
Chan Wook Park