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Character Ramifications from Injustice: Is Superman Ruined? (MAJOR SPOILERS)
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The events of Injustice takes place between two parallel dimensions; as per the proud DC tradition. The thing about these two different dimensions, is that there are two different major difference:…Continue

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Does anyone else think there was something going on with Gandalf & Galadriel?
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"These two, have a "Julia & Denzel" moment in Rivendel. Since nothing is said, it's only inferred (or I'm certainly reading into it), or maybe it's just actor's chemistry between McCellan &…Continue

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Is Bella Swan of Twilight the best villain of the decade?
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You read the question. Given how horribly written she is as a sympathetic heroine, she can be easily reimagined as a villain. when you look at her through this lense then she can become quite…Continue

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Character Ramifications from Injustice: Is Superman Ruined? (MAJOR SPOILERS)

The events of Injustice takes place between two parallel dimensions; as per the proud DC tradition. The thing about these two different dimensions, is that there are two different major difference: 1) Joker nukes Metropolis and tricks Superman into killing his wife and unborn son. 2) Lex Luthor found legal means for his ambitions, and apart from these two things  the Injusticeverse is very much the same. This is important because the characters are the same. It's not like Superman Red son,…See More
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Does anyone else think there was something going on with Gandalf & Galadriel?

"These two, have a "Julia & Denzel" moment in Rivendel. Since nothing is said, it's only inferred (or I'm certainly reading into it), or maybe it's just actor's chemistry between McCellan & Blanchette, but they share a LONG couple seconds. Perhaps it's just a moment between friends and colleagues, maybe it's that moment when the roles teacher/student are switched, or it could be...ancient history. Since that something is ill defined (by ill-defined, I mean totally undefined) you can…See More
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The Case FilesAre you looking down the barrel of damnation or know somebody who is? Got an issue you want to hear argued? Want to try and make me look like a fool?Then The Case Files are for you!Post any request...or challenges...here and I will get to them in the order they are received. By "order that they are received" I actually mean "whatever I choose, whenever I want".Thank you for your concerns/questions/love/hate.Feel free to check out some of previous work as a reference,-Nostalgia…See More
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Is Bella Swan of Twilight the best villain of the decade?

You read the question. Given how horribly written she is as a sympathetic heroine, she can be easily reimagined as a villain. when you look at her through this lense then she can become quite compelling as a commentary on the petty evils of young women.In that regard, I find more compelling than Lord Voldemort. Bear in mind, this is intended to compare villains of similar popularity with the mainstream.So is she the villain, and if yes, how good a one is she?See More
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Crossover Fight: Superman vs Goku

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I don't know how many people are familiar with the coma theory but I was hoping to get some thoughts from fans. Basically it says that entire Pokemon show is a coma dream that Ash is having. I explain it a lot more on my own personal blog...http://luciferslawyer13.blogspot.com/2012/07/nostalgia-fridge.html...and was…See More
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About Me:
Good evening ladies and gents. I am, for better or for worse, the only one of my kind. I could yap about myself all day long...as could just about everyone in the world. Now unlike most people who don't care what you think, I do (you being the plural used for the general populace).

Not that I care about you but I do want to know your thoughts because the psychology of humans is so damn interesting. I've made being the devil's advocate a life philosophy. So please know me as Lucifer's Lawyer...
All Time Favorite Movies:
1.) The Dark Knight
2.)Braveheart
3.)Lawrence of Arabia
3.)The Empire Strikes Back (these two fluxuate)
4.)12 Angry Men
5.)The 400 Blows
6.)Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
7.)Pulp Fiction
8.)Se7en
All Time Worst Movies:
Hard to actually say...there have been inumerable many...

-any scify channel original picture
-any mormon church sponsored movie
-any of the spoof movies, to be clear I mean atrocities like Date Movie, something as intelligent as Airplane is brilliant
-Star Wars Episodes I & II, Transformers 2, Matrix 2 & 3, ect...

But a special designation is reserved for Twilight and its inbred spawn. To a greater extent all sappy, simplistic, dull, formulaic, and absurd romances that blossomed from the travesty that was Romeo and Juliet are utterly abyssmal. The only saving grace of R&J is that it can be enjoyed as an audacious, dark comedy.

I never laughed so hard as when those two idiots finally got what was coming to them.
Favorite Actors or Actresses:
1.)Leonardo Dicaprio
2.)Sammuel Jackson
3.)Hugh Jackman
4.)Emma Watson
5.)Kiera Knightly
6.)Heath Ledger
7.)Henry Fonda
8.)John Candy
9.)Christian Bale
10.)Audrey Hepburn
11.)Morgan Freeman

-Chris Sabat (voice of "the prince of all saiyans" Vegeta)
Favorite Directors:
1.)Christopher Nolan
2.)Quentin Tarantino
3.)Martin Scorsese
4.)Irvin Kershner
5.)Steven Spielberg

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Are you looking down the barrel of damnation or know somebody who is? Got an issue you want to hear argued? Want to try and make me look like a fool?



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At 8:03am on September 30, 2011, Andrew said…
Fucking spellcheck messed up the word football so don't get confused.
At 8:02am on September 30, 2011, Andrew said…
So me and my brother popped the game in and he immediately began kicking ass because he has been playing since 1. This is my first Gears game experience and I was great. There is nothing more satisfying than a chainsaw execution.
The game is the must own of the year in my opinion. It is also the most intense online game I've ever played (and the best) but I think once everyone newcomer who plays a few hours of the campaign they'll feel right at home with the multiplayer.
In short, it is not a douchebag machismo "football ball rules!" type game anymore, there is dread and badassery. It is emotional and insightful if you have never played like myself. Yes, you should get it, thanks!
At 12:23pm on April 7, 2011, Jedi Master Dylan said…
At 11:51am on April 7, 2011, Marz said…
 
 
 

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