My genius is bigger than yours.

I just thought of a cartoon series concept for the Spill.com crew.

Like, the first episode would open with Leon's origin, and he'll be the black son of Adam and Eve, born amidst dinosaurs, then a quick battle in his teens, wielding a sword, battling a wizard, then a cut to his arrival at Ellis Island, very Cassidy via Preacher...

After a few more origin scenes for the other guys, we've got Korey approaching each future Spill.com member like Agent Graves...

In future episodes, there'd… Continue

if you despise the appearance of trolls
if pissing on the dinner table is the only way you can organize a hunger strike
if you saw "Treevenge" and thought something was missing
if you love supporting films with all-robot casts
if you forgot what 80s clothing looks like
if you don’t know how to spell “goblin” backward
if you relate to people whose lives are led by an audible soundtrack
if your dead grandfather told you to do it
if you want to prove the merit behind your hate for the color green t… Continue

If you're curious about what atrocious filth I've merely begun to-- I'm too lazy to give a damn, right now, so just click on the link if you want to.

http://blobguy.wordpress.com/bob-says/

"Uh, dude, this loser thinks he's a fuckin' critic, what a moron."
Spare time, dude. I'm using it, instead of wasting it on reading shit posted online that I don't care about and whining like a little bitch because the precious internet's been sullied by another foul-mouthed piece of shit teenager. What is t… Continue

SPOILER ALERT:
The Machinist is a bad knock-off of Fight Club and American Psycho, and I'm not just saying that because Christian Bale is in it. What's great about the multiple personality "slash" psycho scenario is that when it's done well, it'll blow peoples' minds. There's no solid plot to go along with the movie, so all it is is a guessing game as to when to expect the next twist, which is really cool, when you have a fucking plot. I found myself getting really bored wit… Continue

This one is difficult for me to pin. The first third is noir, with well paced dialogue, slow (as shit) scenes, jazz music, and predictable moments. At least there wasn't a shitty narration. I do love the music of the first act. I became sick to hear it give way to the orchestra instrumentals.
The second third is a murder plot, a little more interesting, actually humorous in some instances, and introducing stylized screenshots that made artful (and incredibly impossible) use of reflections.
The l… Continue

I have seen these already, and I'd like to comment on what they all have in common before getting into specific ups and downs.

Beautiful cinematography, of course, with practical use of the quality of the footage. Instead of obscured shapes in natural shadows due to the inability to rely on color, Hitchcock makes use of the audience's knowledge of real-life settings to shape an environment around the characters so that their actions and props aren't lost, but focused upon with subtle placements… Continue

I expect this to be funny. I expect to laugh. Will I have these things? Eighties comedies are things to be wary of. They have distorted the minds of practical men, and I do not envy their tastes. When a friend tells me that an eighties comedy is good, what else can I do but find out for myself?

00:03
So, Russell's playing an idiot. It's nice to see, after witnessing his father-figure image in a shitty movie and his utterly boring character in Death Proof.
I don't think I'll ever get over period… Continue

I was very curious to see what the guys on Spill were talking about when they mentioned Blackbook during their Resistance review, so I started doing some searching.

00:20
Goddamn it. I know that shit like this happened all the time, and I should've expected this, but I didn't. And I feel a serious loss for the characters. Great characters. Great direction. I attatched myself immediately to the story, and I felt a certain amount of despair to see them die.

00:41
This looks very much like an A&a… Continue

Here is an example of the distributive property of algebra.
bluesy intsrumentals = awesome
Monkeybacon = bluesy intsrumentals
Therefor, Monkeybacon is an awesome collection of bluesy instrumentals.

A little more accurately: bluesy instrumentals consisting of wonderful mixes of guitars and synth-sounds.
My recent ventures into modern techo-rock, trance, ambiance, and electro-jazz have lead me to this amazing site.
http://www.monkeybacon.com/site/download.htm
Have a listen.

Newgrounds is also a… Continue

A friend requested that I write about a few movies.
I'll get to work on the others once I've seen them.

The Graduate:

Strangely enough, I couldn't stand the main character. A pushover. A numbnut grad. Someone who thought nothing of any of the work that he'd obviously never questioned the necessity of doing, and had absolutely NO IDEA what to do with the earnings. He is the caricature of the zombie members of the babyboomer generation. Jukeboxes, Cadillacs, Bond movies and Star Wars... he is th… Continue