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They should cast Danny Glover in Benjamin Button 2

I just want to hear him say "I'm getting too young for this sh#t!"

Posted on August 16, 2012 at 2:19am

Reviews of the Last Four Years' Worth of Movies I've Seen

2007 movie releases



The Number 23 = rental

Reno 911! Miami = matinee

Blades of Glory = better than sex

Hot Fuzz = rental

Knocked Up = full price

The Simpsons Movie = full price

Superbad = high matinee

Halloween = low matinee



2008



Semi-Pro = rental

Forgetting Sarah Marshall = full price

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay = full price

Iron Man = full price

Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull =… Continue

Posted on January 27, 2011 at 1:13am — 1 Comment

I did a survey at the mall today, and they showed the trailer for 'Fast Five' (Fast & Furious Part 5 spoilerz)

I assume this trailer hasn't been released on the net yet, because I couldn't find it. (I searched meticulously, for about 4 seconds)



Dwayne Johnson is commanding the cops who are after Vin Diesel, the other guy, and, I guess, the two rappers. They're on the run for, uh, racing cars or whatever. (I don't know because I didn't see the 2nd, 3rd and 4th F&F movies.)



The Rock says, 'do this, do that, but whatever you do, do not let them get into a car.'



Vin Diesel… Continue

Posted on October 3, 2010 at 1:04am — 1 Comment

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At 10:12am on May 1, 2010, MDS said…
The picture of Frank Sanford popped up when I looked for a picture in relationship to "Put your money where your mouth is". He has no actual connection to the blog itself. =)
At 2:58am on July 22, 2008, Beau said…
Sorry for being so yelly.

I hope I was at least funny though.
At 1:42pm on July 21, 2008, RENEGADE™ said…
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At 10:14am on July 21, 2008, D.J. GoldenEye said…
Welcome to Spill.
 
 
 

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