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Who should star in the Expendables Pt. 7 ?
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They should cast Danny Glover in Benjamin Button 2
I just want to hear him say "I'm getting too young for this sh#t!"
Posted on August 16, 2012 at 2:19am
Reviews of the Last Four Years' Worth of Movies I've Seen
2007 movie releases
The Number 23 = rental
Reno 911! Miami = matinee
Blades of Glory = better than sex
Hot Fuzz = rental
Knocked Up = full price
The Simpsons Movie = full price
Superbad = high matinee
Halloween = low matinee
2008
Semi-Pro = rental
Forgetting Sarah Marshall = full price
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay = full price
Iron Man = full price
Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull =… Continue
The Number 23 = rental
Reno 911! Miami = matinee
Blades of Glory = better than sex
Hot Fuzz = rental
Knocked Up = full price
The Simpsons Movie = full price
Superbad = high matinee
Halloween = low matinee
2008
Semi-Pro = rental
Forgetting Sarah Marshall = full price
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay = full price
Iron Man = full price
Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull =… Continue
Posted on January 27, 2011 at 1:13am — 1 Comment
I did a survey at the mall today, and they showed the trailer for 'Fast Five' (Fast & Furious Part 5 spoilerz)
I assume this trailer hasn't been released on the net yet, because I couldn't find it. (I searched meticulously, for about 4 seconds)
Dwayne Johnson is commanding the cops who are after Vin Diesel, the other guy, and, I guess, the two rappers. They're on the run for, uh, racing cars or whatever. (I don't know because I didn't see the 2nd, 3rd and 4th F&F movies.)
The Rock says, 'do this, do that, but whatever you do, do not let them get into a car.'
Vin Diesel… Continue
Dwayne Johnson is commanding the cops who are after Vin Diesel, the other guy, and, I guess, the two rappers. They're on the run for, uh, racing cars or whatever. (I don't know because I didn't see the 2nd, 3rd and 4th F&F movies.)
The Rock says, 'do this, do that, but whatever you do, do not let them get into a car.'
Vin Diesel… Continue
Posted on October 3, 2010 at 1:04am — 1 Comment
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I hope I was at least funny though.
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