Lives in Australia, grew up in America. Works as a programmer, but likes to doodle, Loves the movie's, thinks spill.com is the best.
All Time Favorite Movies:
Dark Knight Returns, Iron Man, Batman Begins, Shawshank Redemption, Stargate, Searching for Bobby Fischer, Judge Dread, The 5th Element, Tallegada Nights., Transformers, Patch Adams, When we were Kings, Power of One, Project X, Groundhog Day, Labyrinth, The Pricess Bride, Willow, Enemy Mine, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (but can never do a marathon), That Gullivers Travels with Ted Dansen.
TV Show which I continually watch: The StoryTeller (with John Hurt).
All Time Worst Movies:
Chicken Park, Alien Apocolypse, Glitter, Transformers (its a love-hate thing), Anything with Justin Timberlake, Any M Night shamalama-ding-dong film after Unbreakable.
Favorite Actors or Actresses:
Morgan Freeman, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Connelly, John Hurt, Forest Whitaker, Bruce Campbell (He's the Man!!!).
Favorite Directors:
Christopher Nolan, Terry Gilliam, Steven Zaillian (Thanks Moxie)
Dont worry I will write more later... but perhaps you could write about Ada Lovelace - the worlds first programmer...
Sorry babe.. I would of written back sooner, but I ended up having a mid afternoon nap...oh man those are the best... And from it I got an idea for a movie... or book... and because it is still fresh in my head it sounds like a good idea (just watch I'll wait 24 hours and BAM it becomes an instant, what the hell was I thinking) so ready here goes... A special agent is given an assignment that leads him to discover that Apollo 11 was not the first spaceship to try for the moon, and ultimately discovers that the astronauts went back in time and landed on earth.... and sort of started civilisation... damn it.... just typing this out it seems lame.... but basically it would point out the similarities between modern technologies and ancient pictures and technology... okay that one has been put on a fire....
Hmmm dont like vaginas huh... that is why I put just you and me as number 1 and the threesome as number 2.... I would much prefer to spend all my time concentrating on all your hotness rather than splitting it up between ultimate hotness (you) and not so hot hotness (the other hotty)....but I can see where your going... womens bodies and below are the best thing in the world....its dudes junk that freak me out...how any woman can be attracted to it is beyond me... in fact there is too much hysteria within women about the male appendage...something has to be done...some kind of steam engine male appendage just might do the trick....hmmmmm let me start work on this right away.
Actually I had a talk with a girl friend (two words) of mine not to long ago about womens sex toys, and although she doesnt have one...her "friend" apparently does and woke her up the other night with the loud screaming she was doing...and when they met up in the morning for breakfast...there was no dude... so either poltergeist are getting my action or me thinks she may have found herself an official hogwarts broomstick. I told her not to (but was still was very curious), but she was going to find out what kind it was... stay posted.
How did I know about you and Leon...I know everything babe...everything about you that I can learn through peering through your window that is... aw man...Im a terrible liar, he mentioned in one of the podcasts... It was just a quick comment and I think most people missed it... but when I hear the name moxie my ears prick up..
Well I just got a call from my mom (oh that part of the news my parents rolled back into town for a little bit), and I am apparently going out for pizza, I can either go out and get the cheap yet tasty pizza hut...or the expensive yet even more tasty gourment pizza... hmmm.... I still dont know...
but in the mean time and until I write next...Ill be thinking about your awe inspiring perfection ;)
Actually you are a bit off, things have actually been pretty shitty on my end but I wont bore you with the details.
I am however back at school, I can already tell senior year has every intention of implanting its foot firmly inside my ass…and twisting.
*sigh* but it cant be avoided, can it?
My women’s studies classes are fun though, learned a lot about all the groovy things women have done. As much as I dislike patriarchy its never been so much as a passing annoyance but the more I learn the more i despise it. I have to do a basic paper on female inventors, this is like high school level stuff but noooo…. its mind boggling how little information there is on women’s contribution to technology. Its like they took and eraser though history.
Looked up who invented the vibrator though (since I couldn’t find anything on strollers, the bra lady was taken, and modern tampons were, astoundingly, invented by a man) hands down the funniest story I have ever read. Still invented by a man though (it was steam powered!), although not originally for sex…it just happened to work out that way.
Gain popularity as a way to treat “female hysteria” (Google it sometime and see how crazy them Europeans were lol).
oh don’t worry sweetheart I always knew what he had was transitory. Flowers are not necessary. Never been a flower kind of gal anyway.
Hahaha yea I had no idea what they were either, which is why I flipped out. But they are a bit like out of control mosquito bites (which i have never had before, another reason for the sudden panic). So bees are on the right track.
But they haven’t come back since, thank God!
I am with you on the books thing…not so much the gps (wish i had one using a map has just lost all appeal since its invention).
I considered getting one of those kindles after one of my co-workers showed her’s off but it dawned on me that I rather enjoy physically holding a book in my head, turning pages and all that. I even like the smell. Found my way to the library while I was with the rents (and let me tell you that was an adventure) there is a distinct smell to library books, its got this nostalgic kinda of awesome.
Nonetheless I do read a lot of comics online, simply because its free more convenient.
HAHAHa now I really laughed out loud on that one, Austrian ice cream is just chock full of gay jokes
I have actually never had vegiment…it just looks and sound disgusting. So I have no idea…what? a second WHAT?!
OMG! You don’t like peanut butter and Jelly?! That’s it I am revoking your American card, the aussies can have you
I was only in the new office for a little while before my time was up. My boss was on vacation for most of it so I had little to nothing to do outside of being responsible for the mail.
Ya know? I actually liked the music in Watchmen. I was really surprised to hear everyone bashing it. It was all upbeat 80s and 70s music. Only enhanced the movie to me. I even thought the “Everybody wants to rule the world” part was awesome…on a plate!
Men and threesomes…you’d be like the 4th guy (well one was technically a girl) to make a threesome joke with me this month.
Bleh! but vagina’s gross me out (accept the awe inspiring perfection that is my own of course), I don’t mind the pretty parts but the though of actually going anyway near another woman’s vagina makes want to projectile vomit. I don’t know how you men do it, I am VERY glad you do but I don’t know how you do it
Wow you are really good at typing in old English. Just when I though I knew all your special talents you surprise me with another one.
Yea he cock blocked me, I called him on it he claimed that wasn’t the case but I felt blocked from the cock.
Secretly has a thing for me? Meh that’s what everyone says but I have known him since I was 5. His “romantic” affections for me extend merely to the fact that he is lonely and thinks it would be a good idea. Sure ever since “the kiss” we have had the occasional “sexual tension” thing going on but I officially decided I don’t want to be anything more than his friend. It just wouldn’t work, I love him with all my heart but we wouldn’t last long and it would certainly end the longest and more meaningful friendship of my life.
He’s kinda a dick to me, which is fine as my friend but I don’t need a boyfriend that is constantly picking on me. I need to feel secure in my relationship.
Now get back to work before I post something inappropriate on your page and get you in trouble with the big boss man.
Wow it just hit me...i am really tired. Good timming, huh?
Andrew its good to hear from ya, I honestly thought you were gone for good. This is one of the rare occasions where I am glad I was wrong.
Internet problems, Ay? Well if it makes you feel any better I don’t have internet at all outside of work. Its one of those things you never realize how much you need until its gone. I was having an allergic reaction that made me break out in hives, normally I would just look it up online. Instead I just freaked out until my mom pulled out an old medical book…I remember laughing at her when she first brought it home. “The internet is better and constantly updated” I teased her…apparently she had prolific foresight.
Anywho I stared a religious regiment of Benadryl and it eventually went way. Best we could desifer it was it either the boxes from work causing it or something in my sheets. In any event since I changed the sheets and stopped working with those boxes it hasn’t returned so yay!
I dont think we have mint connetos here, i have certainly never seen them. But LOL Golden Gay Time that has to be the most awesome name ever. How is unmanly? Gay men are still men they are like the manliest of the men cause they prefer the company of men. Right? Well that how i see it anyway.
Looked it up, thankfully nothing sketch came up (you know are certainty key words are...Google women...oh head google it...it will blow you mind). Looks a bit like some of the hagen daz novelty icecream we have over here. Wow i havent had novelty icream in forever, your making me want some though. Perhaps I will get a Klondike bar when I get off.
Oh stop making fun of my typo! You know what I meant yall are the only people on the plant that here the world vegemite and don’t immediately turn in disgust.
Yep today is my frist day in the new office. Its nice, everyone keeps complaining but I think its nice. My boss has his own office instead of just a really big cubicle now (along with all the department heads I have been shuffled between since I started). Everything is new, I like new stuff.
I did get lost trying to find the building. It’s a long walk from the metro but thankfully this cute security guard at the main state building helped me out. Turned out I had already passed the new building. To bad, its be awesome to pass him on the way to work everyday.
Lol Well our virtual love life is pretty groovy.
You liked watchmen? Well I knew there had to be someone. It was one of those films I liked less and less the more I thought and talked about it but I do really want the dvd. I have a pretty modest movie collection for a movie lover, there are just few films I feel the need to own and therefore watch over and over. Watchmen however is one of those rare films I feel needs to be in my collection.
I am pretty sure if it’s a “private party” you have no choice but to get to know the stripper.
This guy I was trying to snag caught the swine flu, totally halted my plans. Then with my best friend cock blocking me (its one of his boys) it seems as though I already missed that train. Perhaps I will give it another go next time I am in town. He’s one of those, I was dorky in high school but now I’m all grown up in all the right ways.
Yall are supposed to have all kinds of groovy snorkeling locations, thats what I would do.
Glad you survived Love Guru, saw a man wearing a love guru shirt the other day so some folks must liked it. Haven’t ventured down that road myself though.
Wow time is just blowing by today!
It almost lunch. Woo! This is great wanna finish my book and hit the hay early I am one step closer
It occurred to me, when i went to Baskin-Robins yesterday that if icecream is not in a bowl i dont use a spoon. I i get where you were coming from now. MEEPS! I just realized I forgot the eat the rest of it,I hope my dad doesn’t go in the freezer and help himself.
I assume you do the cone thing or some odd Austrian equivalent like flattened vegemite or something.
I love giant novelty objects, woo!
I guess the boss doesnt trust you very much.
Mine is moving me to a new cubicle because the side of the office i currently sit on is leaving next week so they will be dismantling everything over here. But my office is sticking around till the end of the month so they are making a space for me with them until the big move. I am kinda dreading the move i just know they are going to have me unpacking and moving shit. UGH!
I got a plan though, most of the people in my office are men, i am gonna play the week and helpless card.
Oh the few perks of being a girl. ;D
I'll give you a virtual bear hug *hugS*
Only two rooms? how queer...Why?
Feed strippers? Hmm i think its a bit like if someone comes to your house to paint or something, its polite to offer them food but not required.
I know you keep telling me it doesn’t matter but i find my over use of typos very embarrassing, i have gotton to lax about it, i am gonna (try) to do better from now on.
Tired is understand able, i have gotton used to being in a state of perpetual tiredness. So that certainly doesnt hold me back from anything.
I'd be nice to have a genuine reason to be tired thought ;)
I think soup counts as eating...i mean unless you wanna call it drinking. ok ok know how to tell, if you are using silver wear (or plastic) it counts are eating if not then its drinking.
Uh huh sure...there are whales swimming past your house every morning...yea yea, right right
So i am off to The National Museum of the American Indian today, one of the few perks of being an intern, there are LOTS of excuses to miss work and still get paid. I'm excited, i haven’t been before, which is really sad cause i was real pumped when i heard they were building it a while back. I just hope i dont get alot of stupid questions from the other interns, the cats already out of the bad on my blackfoot blood.
UGH i just wish i remembered to wear more comfortable shoes...damn heels and there ability to give me seductive swagger to my walk!
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Sorry babe.. I would of written back sooner, but I ended up having a mid afternoon nap...oh man those are the best... And from it I got an idea for a movie... or book... and because it is still fresh in my head it sounds like a good idea (just watch I'll wait 24 hours and BAM it becomes an instant, what the hell was I thinking) so ready here goes... A special agent is given an assignment that leads him to discover that Apollo 11 was not the first spaceship to try for the moon, and ultimately discovers that the astronauts went back in time and landed on earth.... and sort of started civilisation... damn it.... just typing this out it seems lame.... but basically it would point out the similarities between modern technologies and ancient pictures and technology... okay that one has been put on a fire....
Hmmm dont like vaginas huh... that is why I put just you and me as number 1 and the threesome as number 2.... I would much prefer to spend all my time concentrating on all your hotness rather than splitting it up between ultimate hotness (you) and not so hot hotness (the other hotty)....but I can see where your going... womens bodies and below are the best thing in the world....its dudes junk that freak me out...how any woman can be attracted to it is beyond me... in fact there is too much hysteria within women about the male appendage...something has to be done...some kind of steam engine male appendage just might do the trick....hmmmmm let me start work on this right away.
Actually I had a talk with a girl friend (two words) of mine not to long ago about womens sex toys, and although she doesnt have one...her "friend" apparently does and woke her up the other night with the loud screaming she was doing...and when they met up in the morning for breakfast...there was no dude... so either poltergeist are getting my action or me thinks she may have found herself an official hogwarts broomstick. I told her not to (but was still was very curious), but she was going to find out what kind it was... stay posted.
How did I know about you and Leon...I know everything babe...everything about you that I can learn through peering through your window that is... aw man...Im a terrible liar, he mentioned in one of the podcasts... It was just a quick comment and I think most people missed it... but when I hear the name moxie my ears prick up..
Well I just got a call from my mom (oh that part of the news my parents rolled back into town for a little bit), and I am apparently going out for pizza, I can either go out and get the cheap yet tasty pizza hut...or the expensive yet even more tasty gourment pizza... hmmm.... I still dont know...
but in the mean time and until I write next...Ill be thinking about your awe inspiring perfection ;)
BIG KISS
Actually you are a bit off, things have actually been pretty shitty on my end but I wont bore you with the details.
I am however back at school, I can already tell senior year has every intention of implanting its foot firmly inside my ass…and twisting.
*sigh* but it cant be avoided, can it?
My women’s studies classes are fun though, learned a lot about all the groovy things women have done. As much as I dislike patriarchy its never been so much as a passing annoyance but the more I learn the more i despise it. I have to do a basic paper on female inventors, this is like high school level stuff but noooo…. its mind boggling how little information there is on women’s contribution to technology. Its like they took and eraser though history.
Looked up who invented the vibrator though (since I couldn’t find anything on strollers, the bra lady was taken, and modern tampons were, astoundingly, invented by a man) hands down the funniest story I have ever read. Still invented by a man though (it was steam powered!), although not originally for sex…it just happened to work out that way.
Gain popularity as a way to treat “female hysteria” (Google it sometime and see how crazy them Europeans were lol).
oh don’t worry sweetheart I always knew what he had was transitory. Flowers are not necessary. Never been a flower kind of gal anyway.
Hahaha yea I had no idea what they were either, which is why I flipped out. But they are a bit like out of control mosquito bites (which i have never had before, another reason for the sudden panic). So bees are on the right track.
But they haven’t come back since, thank God!
I am with you on the books thing…not so much the gps (wish i had one using a map has just lost all appeal since its invention).
I considered getting one of those kindles after one of my co-workers showed her’s off but it dawned on me that I rather enjoy physically holding a book in my head, turning pages and all that. I even like the smell. Found my way to the library while I was with the rents (and let me tell you that was an adventure) there is a distinct smell to library books, its got this nostalgic kinda of awesome.
Nonetheless I do read a lot of comics online, simply because its
freemore convenient.HAHAHa now I really laughed out loud on that one, Austrian ice cream is just chock full of gay jokes
I have actually never had vegiment…it just looks and sound disgusting. So I have no idea…what? a second WHAT?!
OMG! You don’t like peanut butter and Jelly?! That’s it I am revoking your American card, the aussies can have you
I was only in the new office for a little while before my time was up. My boss was on vacation for most of it so I had little to nothing to do outside of being responsible for the mail.
Ya know? I actually liked the music in Watchmen. I was really surprised to hear everyone bashing it. It was all upbeat 80s and 70s music. Only enhanced the movie to me. I even thought the “Everybody wants to rule the world” part was awesome…on a plate!
Men and threesomes…you’d be like the 4th guy (well one was technically a girl) to make a threesome joke with me this month.
Bleh! but vagina’s gross me out (accept the awe inspiring perfection that is my own of course), I don’t mind the pretty parts but the though of actually going anyway near another woman’s vagina makes want to
projectilevomit. I don’t know how you men do it, I am VERY glad you do but I don’t know how you do itWow you are really good at typing in old English. Just when I though I knew all your special talents you surprise me with another one.
Yea he cock blocked me, I called him on it he claimed that wasn’t the case but I felt blocked from the cock.
Secretly has a thing for me? Meh that’s what everyone says but I have known him since I was 5. His “romantic” affections for me extend merely to the fact that he is lonely and thinks it would be a good idea. Sure ever since “the kiss” we have had the occasional “sexual tension” thing going on but I officially decided I don’t want to be anything more than his friend. It just wouldn’t work, I love him with all my heart but we wouldn’t last long and it would certainly end the longest and more meaningful friendship of my life.
He’s kinda a dick to me, which is fine as my friend but I don’t need a boyfriend that is constantly picking on me. I need to feel secure in my relationship.
Now get back to work before I post something inappropriate on your page and get you in trouble with the big boss man.
Wow it just hit me...i am really tired. Good timming, huh?
Internet problems, Ay? Well if it makes you feel any better I don’t have internet at all outside of work. Its one of those things you never realize how much you need until its gone. I was having an allergic reaction that made me break out in hives, normally I would just look it up online. Instead I just freaked out until my mom pulled out an old medical book…I remember laughing at her when she first brought it home. “The internet is better and constantly updated” I teased her…apparently she had prolific foresight.
Anywho I stared a religious regiment of Benadryl and it eventually went way. Best we could desifer it was it either the boxes from work causing it or something in my sheets. In any event since I changed the sheets and stopped working with those boxes it hasn’t returned so yay!
I dont think we have mint connetos here, i have certainly never seen them. But LOL Golden Gay Time that has to be the most awesome name ever. How is unmanly? Gay men are still men they are like the manliest of the men cause they prefer the company of men. Right? Well that how i see it anyway.
Looked it up, thankfully nothing sketch came up (you know are certainty key words are...Google women...oh head google it...it will blow you mind). Looks a bit like some of the hagen daz novelty icecream we have over here. Wow i havent had novelty icream in forever, your making me want some though. Perhaps I will get a Klondike bar when I get off.
Oh stop making fun of my typo! You know what I meant yall are the only people on the plant that here the world vegemite and don’t immediately turn in disgust.
Yep today is my frist day in the new office. Its nice, everyone keeps complaining but I think its nice. My boss has his own office instead of just a really big cubicle now (along with all the department heads I have been shuffled between since I started). Everything is new, I like new stuff.
I did get lost trying to find the building. It’s a long walk from the metro but thankfully this cute security guard at the main state building helped me out. Turned out I had already passed the new building. To bad, its be awesome to pass him on the way to work everyday.
Lol Well our virtual love life is pretty groovy.
You liked watchmen? Well I knew there had to be someone. It was one of those films I liked less and less the more I thought and talked about it but I do really want the dvd. I have a pretty modest movie collection for a movie lover, there are just few films I feel the need to own and therefore watch over and over. Watchmen however is one of those rare films I feel needs to be in my collection.
I am pretty sure if it’s a “private party” you have no choice but to get to know the stripper.
This guy I was trying to snag caught the swine flu, totally halted my plans. Then with my best friend cock blocking me (its one of his boys) it seems as though I already missed that train. Perhaps I will give it another go next time I am in town. He’s one of those, I was dorky in high school but now I’m all grown up in all the right ways.
Yall are supposed to have all kinds of groovy snorkeling locations, thats what I would do.
Glad you survived Love Guru, saw a man wearing a love guru shirt the other day so some folks must liked it. Haven’t ventured down that road myself though.
Wow time is just blowing by today!
It almost lunch. Woo! This is great wanna finish my book and hit the hay early I am one step closer
It occurred to me, when i went to Baskin-Robins yesterday that if icecream is not in a bowl i dont use a spoon. I i get where you were coming from now. MEEPS! I just realized I forgot the eat the rest of it,I hope my dad doesn’t go in the freezer and help himself.
I assume you do the cone thing or some odd Austrian equivalent like flattened vegemite or something.
I love giant novelty objects, woo!
I guess the boss doesnt trust you very much.
Mine is moving me to a new cubicle because the side of the office i currently sit on is leaving next week so they will be dismantling everything over here. But my office is sticking around till the end of the month so they are making a space for me with them until the big move. I am kinda dreading the move i just know they are going to have me unpacking and moving shit. UGH!
I got a plan though, most of the people in my office are men, i am gonna play the week and helpless card.
Oh the few perks of being a girl. ;D
I'll give you a virtual bear hug *hugS*
Only two rooms? how queer...Why?
Feed strippers? Hmm i think its a bit like if someone comes to your house to paint or something, its polite to offer them food but not required.
Hope you feel better!
HA you know what terrible about that statement? Ever since the end of may i have been typing to you from work. Couldn't tell could you?
lol ;)
You dont? What do you eat it with? I always use a spoon, is this some strange aussy thing?
Why are you acting like you suddenly didnt know i was Native?
Tired is understand able, i have gotton used to being in a state of perpetual tiredness. So that certainly doesnt hold me back from anything.
I'd be nice to have a genuine reason to be tired thought ;)
I think soup counts as eating...i mean unless you wanna call it drinking. ok ok know how to tell, if you are using silver wear (or plastic) it counts are eating if not then its drinking.
Uh huh sure...there are whales swimming past your house every morning...yea yea, right right
So i am off to The National Museum of the American Indian today, one of the few perks of being an intern, there are LOTS of excuses to miss work and still get paid. I'm excited, i haven’t been before, which is really sad cause i was real pumped when i heard they were building it a while back. I just hope i dont get alot of stupid questions from the other interns, the cats already out of the bad on my blackfoot blood.
UGH i just wish i remembered to wear more comfortable shoes...damn heels and there ability to give me seductive swagger to my walk!
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