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It's All Lies. I wouldn't kill anyone... Nov 22

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Hellraiser and Hellraiser 2

Taking a cue from CTHULHU, I've taken it upon myself to review all the Hellraiser movies. So, I just finished the first two and here's my opinion. Hellraiser Sadly, I didn't like this as much as I wanted too. The acting was alright, but it felt like…

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The twelve movies I could watch over, and over...

Why twelve? Because the average movie is 2 hours, and there are 24 hours in a day. You do the math. Anyway here they are. Coming in at number 12 is... Cruel Intentions. Based on the French novel "Les Liaisons dangereuses" by Pierre Choderlos d…

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Please don't kill me, I hust want a non pretentious opinion.

Remember my disastrous star of a story I posted a while back? Hopefully not. Anyways, I got a new story that I wanted to share. This is what I plan on using for the end, so I'll explain my idea. A girl go's missing, and her blood is found all over h…

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Hometown:

Washington dc

About Me:

I'm Motherfuckin' Berko !!

All Time Favorite Movies:

Action - Fight Club
Adventure - Children of Men
Animation - A Scanner Darkly
Biography - Grizzly Man
Comedy - Ginger Snaps
Crime - The Departed
Documentary -
Drama - Donnie darko
Family - Son of Rambow
Fantasy - Pan's Labyrinth
Film-Noir - Chinatown
History - Braveheart
Horror - Requiem for a Dream
Independent - Rocket Science
Musical - Sweeny Todd
Mystery - The Machinist
Romance - Cruel Intentions
Sci-Fi - The Thing
Short - 9
Sport - The Rookie (it's pretty much the only one I've ever seen)
Thriller - Pi: Faith in Chaos
War - Full Metal Jacket
Western - 3:10 to Yuma\

Honorable mentions: 12 Monkeys, Aliens, Big Fish, Cannibal Holocaust, Dogma, Eden Lake, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Fly (1986), The Fountain, No Country for Old Men, Primer, Session 9, Special, Sunshine, Tideland, Unbreakable.

All Time Worst Movies:

21, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Air Buddies, Akeelah and the Bee, Akira, Alligator, The Ant Bully, The Astronaut Farmer, Atlantis, Babylon A.D., Basket Case 2, Bats: Human Harvest, Beyond Re-Animator, Bloody Reunion, Blue Sunshine, Boa, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Class of Nuke 'Em High, The Craft, Crazy Eights, Critters 4, Cube 2: Hypercube, Dead Silence, The Deaths of Ian Stone, Deathwatch, Eagle Eye, Enemy Mine, Eragon, Fangs, Fantastic Four, The Final Terror, Firehouse Dog, Fluke, The Forsaken, Frankenstein Unbound, The Frighteners, From Beyond, The Girl Next Door, Goodbye, Mr. Chips, The Happening, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Incident On and Off a Mountain Road, Indiana Jones/Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Invaders from Mars, Leprechaun 2, Maid in Manhattan, Mega Snake, Mountain of the Cannibal God, Next, One Missed Call, P2, Pollyanna, Princess Mononoke, Prophecy, Red Planet, The Rugrats Movie, The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising, Spaced Invaders,Species IV: The Awakening, Spider-Man 3, Star Wars: Episode II, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie, Treasure Planet, Underdog, Zoom: Academy for Superheroes,

Favorite Actors or Actresses:

Adrian Brody, Jack Nicholson, Edward Norton, Morgan Freeman, Forest Whittaker, Samuel L Jackson, Tim Roth.

Kathy Bates, Rose Byrne (I forgive her for Knowing), Charlize Theron, Naomi Watts.

Favorite Directors:

Fernando Meirelles, Michael Haneke, Jeremy Passmore, Sam Rami, Danny Boyle. Kevin Smith.

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At 11:43am on December 5, 2009, Boatloads1017 said…: Don't worry about it. It really doesn't get much better than that unfortunately.

At 8:07pm on December 4, 2009, Samsfashi0n said…: Space monkeys don't get hot-headed like Earth monkeys, it's freezing up there!

At 5:17pm on December 4, 2009, Liz said…: Thanks :D

At 1:27am on December 3, 2009, Dragonwolf said…: K, dude, its a freaking nickname. Don't get all over-analytical about it. Real reason I came up with it? I have two tattoos, one on either arm. One is a dragon (favorite mythical creature), one is a wolf (favorite animal). That's all there is to it, and I thought the combination sounded good together. I wasn't dreaming up some cheesy-ass hybrid mutant creature. Anyway, hey, thanks for the advice dude, but I'm good.

At 1:12am on December 3, 2009, Dragonwolf said…: I haven't actually been on the Spill page for quite some time, so that's probably why you didn't notice anything... anyway, since you're the only one who seems to have a beef about my nickname I think I'll keep it.