If it's crap ... We'll tell you
I found this lil guy in a bush at the side of the road. The vets couldn't give him a good home so I decided to keep him, after they cleaned him up.
I was gonna call him Lisa Left-Eye till I realised he had boy beans. So I called him Lucky Left-Eye Brucey
I got the persian cat, all I need now is a huge red leather seat, a box of cubans and a plan for world domination