Share 'In Which We Complain About Escort Missions'

Does anyone like these damn things? Seriously, if there is a gamer out there who can honestly tell me they like escort missions, come forward. I'd like to know why. Why does everyone hate these things anyway? For me, it's just that I'm selfish. I don't want to look out for some stupid A.I. that runs into walls when I have to worry about not getting my own ass shot/chopped to pieces/etc. Why d...