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Listen up guys. Apparently Dane Cook is still making movies. This is a big problem. Now, I considered writing a strongly worded letter to Mr. Cook beseeching him to stop, you know, performing ever again. But then I realized an arrogant asshole like Dane Cook probably only reads things from his adoring fans. In lieu of this, it was time to get passive aggressive. I encourage each of you to sen…