In honor of Verne Troyer’s recently leaked sex tape, I got to thinking about some other celebrities whose amateur porn films would be, shall we say, a little bit strange. Here are some transcripts of how I think they would go: 1) Donald Trump (humping noises) Trump: Trump! Woman: Trump! Trump: Trump! Woman: Trump! Trump: Trump! Woman: Trump! (humping noises stop) Trump: Hmmm, it’s not working...
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