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It seems that I offended a few people with my page on Bush. So I've decided to do what I always do when I offend people: I offend them more. Enjoy. VS Republican party's #1 candidate. #1 position in the U.S. breath mint category. Comes in only one flavor: bullshit. Comes in six flavors. Promotes tax cuts. Promotes tooth decay. Has about 20% body fat. Only 1 and…