I know, your first thought probably is, what kind of boring-ass story has Cyrus got that to get hits he's got to print an obviously fake headline like that. Only, I'm not kidding. While Miss Lohan is past her sell-by date, ("It's not the years honey, it's the mileage") you know for a fact that you're going to click over and look at them. Everyone is. If they had set up a commercial you had to…