Yo momma joke #1

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Permalink Reply by corey vire on October 8, 2007 at 5:10am

Yo mommas so FAT that when she turned up missing they put her picture on a milk truck instead of a carton.

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Permalink Reply by Russ on October 15, 2007 at 3:43pm

yo momma is so fat that when she tries dialing 911, she dials 9658###0

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Permalink Reply by AntiDark777 on March 29, 2008 at 9:30pm

Heres another one:
Your momas so ugly her shadow quit

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Permalink Reply by MiCaH on June 27, 2008 at 9:37am

Yo mommas so fat she left the house with high heels and came back with sandals on.

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Permalink Reply by Momo on October 3, 2008 at 9:38pm

Yo momma is so poor one day I saw her kicking a beer can down the street and I asked "What are you doing?" and she said "Moving".

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Permalink Reply by BlueTarantula077 on March 1, 2009 at 10:23pm

Yo momma's so fat that Jabba the hut said "dammmmnnn"!!!!!!!
Yo momma's so fat that when she falls down the people over in California mistake it for another Earth quake!

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