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Permalink Reply by Seeker on October 3, 2010 at 8:32pm

"No when they're dead they're hookers!" I love this show :)

Permalink Reply by Guitaro Man on October 5, 2010 at 9:44am

You can't have an Archer thread without:

Permalink Reply by Rabid Scotsman on October 24, 2010 at 6:25pm

Single greatest line in the history of mankind!

Permalink Reply by Magic Pants on October 21, 2010 at 7:23pm

Archer has such clever writing, it is indeed the best cartoon on tv right now. Season 2 is definitely coming sometime next year

Permalink Reply by Seeker on January 27, 2011 at 9:34pm

"What is this??? The Alabama of Europe???" That line had me rolling around in laughter.

Permalink Reply by Brutuxan on January 27, 2011 at 11:30pm

That one and the "Hey it's a Pink Floyd concert!" line was hilarious.  

Permalink Reply by Seeker on January 28, 2011 at 4:25pm

I thought the:
Archer: "Oh, so you lost?"

Ray: "No, I came in third.

Archer: "So you didn't come in first?"

Ray: "....Yes."

Archer: "So you lost..."

sequence was pretty funny. I don't know why, but I loved that line.

Permalink Reply by Winner of Red Shirt Survivor on January 27, 2011 at 10:17pm

The line that got me above all others (Besides the Alabama line) is "You need to twist it. Like this!" (Snaps neck).

Permalink Reply by Rabid Scotsman on February 10, 2011 at 8:48pm

"Mind control? Why does he think that?" "Because he removed it from my brain!"

"He shot me up with some kind of fish paralyzer. Then it was drill baby drill."

"There! Happy?" "No..."

"I don't know about the actual chair itself. It's a piece of furniture."

"My earballs!"

"Holy shitsnacks!"

"If you say MILF one more time, I will shoot you in your eyeballs."

"You can with a little thing I like to call a deep cycle marine battery. Or LSD." "IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN GIVING ME?"

"Just try to think about something else, like how there's no sink in there."

"How's your shattered femur?" "How's your creepily childlike feeling of maternal abandonment?"

"It wasn't a conversation, Lana. I was just talking to my gun, not with it. Pretty big difference."

"That takes, like, one doll." "Not if there's ever a gang rape!"

"Sweet and sour?! Might as well start an ant farm."

"FAMINE ... WAR ... OLD PEOPLE."

"Can I have the bunny and the lettuce?"

"Yes. I'm just screaming his name down the hall to celebrate that fact."

"For the love of all that's green, take me and Rabbert to the lettuce store!"

"Not rattling. Krieger stapled it."

Permalink Reply by Seeker on March 13, 2011 at 1:06pm

Man I loved last week's episode. "Wait a minute, have we done a Mandingo 2?....Have a treatment for me next week!"

Permalink Reply by Freddy The Secret Asian Man on March 25, 2011 at 9:27pm

Rampaaaaaaaaage!

 

Permalink Reply by Kyle Voltti on March 26, 2011 at 11:00am

that was pretty bad-ass.... take out some of the Archerisims and you have a damn fine hardcore action revenge flick... also using the Family Feud at the framing for the interrogation scene was genius.

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