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THE CZU: Counter Zombie Unit

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PROTECTING HUMANITY ONE HEADSHOT AT A TIME.

Members: 202
Latest Activity: Dec 1

Counter Zombie Unit

My name is Blaq Bauer and I am The Director of The CZU. Welcome to The CZU. By joining this organization you have made a special commitment to the eradication of the Zombie menace. Make no mistake the threat is real. Too many people don't believe the problem exist until it tries to eat them. If you came here looking for fun and games, I can assure you this is no game.

While here you will be shaped into an agent whose duty it is to protect our fair country from the Undead. From firearms training to zombie fact or fiction the knowledge you gain here will save lives.

Agent Harms Is Chief of Field Ops. Listen to his suggestions and take his training seriously.

Agents Ike And Predator are your Weapons Masters.

Agent Chig Champa Zombie Lore Expert.

Agents Andrew, Cyrus and ThePropayne are your Field Commanders.

"Special" Agent DeadPool Leads the Suicide Squad. See him if you're interested.

Useful sites:
Zombies
Zombie Tools
Lost Zombies
Zombie World News
Zombie Crisis
Essential Gear to Survive a Zombie Attack
Zombie Wiki
Zombie Survival Wiki
Popular Mechanics Disaster Preparation
Way To Avoid Wanderers According To Physics
5 SCIENTIFIC Reasons Why A Zombie Apocalypse Could Happen
6 Signs You're About To Be Attack By A Zombies
5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed)
5 Reasons You Secretly Want A Zombie Apocalypse
Zombie Survival

Thank you and remember, put one in the head to make sure its dead.

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Comment by BlueTarantula077 on November 21, 2008 at 10:13pm: Did you ever notice that in just all zombie movies you never see any east indian zombies.

Comment by HEXX on October 31, 2008 at 5:24pm: be carful people its halloween zombie attacks are 50% more likely people
STAY FROSTY PEOPLE

Comment by Totalcarnage on October 25, 2008 at 2:31pm: just thought of a new slogan
"A bullet in the head for every undead"

Comment by Matt93 on October 20, 2008 at 8:52am: just read the link Harms posted and I think the urgency order is wrong, the Mad Cow Disease one is much more of a threat than f**king nanobots, at least in the immediate future

Comment by Matt93 on October 20, 2008 at 8:39am: In the event of a zombie outbreak I reckon I'd try and get out of the country asap, that is I would arm up, grab some supplies and try to hold out for a little while before heading to the coast.

Comment by Harms on October 14, 2008 at 2:43pm: Maybe around Niagara Falls or something.

Comment by Harms on October 14, 2008 at 2:43pm: Depends on where the majority of us live.

Comment by HEXX on October 14, 2008 at 2:38pm: ok ok so when this happens were do we meet?

Comment by thepropayne on September 23, 2008 at 10:30pm: @ Harms:

We humans already carry the brain parrasite and all it does is cause us to have bad hand eye coordination