Your personal favorite "moment". (Try not to get banned. lol)

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by MissSoultaker on May 22, 2009 at 1:38pm

LOL.....So you thought you were tha SHIT right.......Till you found out about the factory recall on all the passanger seats of 90' Tercel's ..

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MDS on May 22, 2009 at 1:42pm

There was a recall on passenger seats? I didn't have the car long enough after that moment to even hear about the recall. All I gotta say to the whole "making out in a car" scene... it does NOT beat the back of a pick-up truck with a matress and sleeping bag. No need to worry about anything biting you, other than who's already in the sleeping bag with you. =)

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MissSoultaker on May 22, 2009 at 1:40pm

J/K MDS
I'm positive you rocked that bitches shit......I'm sure there is a certin* someone I could ask to verify this information....but my waterboard is busted right now.

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MDS on May 22, 2009 at 1:58pm

Who needs a waterboard when you can always just use the basic whips and chains? lol

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MissSoultaker on May 22, 2009 at 3:27pm

I don't like to mix my pleasure with......Well never mind I do ; )

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by jack burton on May 22, 2009 at 3:34pm

{OK MDS} I think that if you both canfit in that space.Fun can be had by all! One point of advice for you kids though.Dont have sex in the the snow! Now when i say this your going to be all like.{I'm a real man i can do that shit} FUCK THAT!LOL I mean down in the snow! What starts off all great and movie like.

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by jack burton on May 22, 2009 at 3:37pm

Quickly turns to {Oh god the pain} Attempt at your own risk! I triple double dog dare you! lol

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MDS on May 22, 2009 at 3:53pm

Also, don't try it on the hood of a car. Might look 'romantic' in the movies, but trust me if you try that someone is going to leave with burns on their ass. Engines make heat, metal absorbs heat, heated ass while doing it means someone is going to get burned.... Also, it will scratch the paint on your hood.

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MissSoultaker on May 22, 2009 at 4:10pm

OK as much as I would really love to drive you boys crazy with some wild shit but I love spill and I would hate to be banned for being......THE SHIT!! lol

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MDS on May 22, 2009 at 4:25pm

Oh, I'm not asking for specific details like that. You can make 'general statements', we'll imagine the rest. =)

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Fred Jordan on May 27, 2009 at 1:32pm

This was a few years ago, I had a Ford F-150 Supercab, so you can get around in the front a back pretty easy. We had gone to a club, had some drinks, danced some slow close stuff, talked shit in her ear, bit her neck, you know, the usual. She couldn't take it and said let's go NOW!! Being the gentleman that I am, I obliged. We're about 10 miles from my place and she's checking my temperture and just getting more worked up and oders me to fucking pull over because she wants it NOW! So I see the gated apartment complex and some has just pulled out, and I do a Redneck Indiana Jones and pull through the gate as it's closeing, but I make it with all my paint intact. We find a dark place back by the dumpster and it's a race to cross the "I'm nekkid" line in first place. We start in the back, then go to the "Captain's chairs" in the front. Next thing I know that windows are so fogged up you can't see anything. Then I get this "thump" on the side of the car, then "thump". It slows the mood a little, I roll the window down and it's some old lady slamming her walker againt my truck, quoting scripture, and hollering so loud I could see the spit come out her mouth. I just rolled the window back up, asked my date if she wanted to show the old lady some jungle love, so I rolled her over, kinda crammed her face against the window and she laughed and hollered while the old lady kept slamming my truck and I kept slamming her. I figured it would keep her to preoccupied to call the police. When we finished, we left and it was one of those retirement apartment complexes, We sure gave her something to talk about over canasta the next day!!

▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MissSoultaker on May 29, 2009 at 10:46am

FJ this is fucking hilarious, seriously HILARIOUS!! I used to work at one of those "old people complexes" as like on-call care and those bible packers are a mother fucker LOL! Nice job all around ; )

▶ Reply to This