Leauge Superpowers............

Superpowers : i was waiting for a train and listening to a LEOG and started thinking about what powers each member would have this is what i came up with :

Cyrus can create an alternate universe in your mind which is full of wierd and innapropriate things that cause so much embarrisment and pain you wish for death
Leon : his laugh is so highpitched it can fry a brain to slush at 50 paces
Jason : his voice is so deep he can create a soinc boom strong enough to cause internal bleeding and damage to landscapes
Beau : directly feeds haunting and deadly images of imapelment into a subjects head causeing them to cower ni the fetal position crying as they beg for mercy.
Grant : Has the power to make anyone he chooses to shut the fuck up at will for a duration of 5minuets
Fish : makes a really REALLY great cup of coffee.
Allison : Has the power to create uncanny disguises for herself or others that she deems worthy, disguises that are SO good they are fool proof and fit every body size imaginable
Kristin : Controls the abiltiy to set her plushy squids upon her foes. With each squid displaying a unique and deadly charactoristic making them 'plushy' no more.

please comment if you have any better ideas =P