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You guys are gonna hate me for this...FUCK THE WATCHMEN!!!

( This post is not suitable for younger audiences or Watchman suck-nuts )

This Goddamn movie has turned me into a comicbook villian! I am the anti-Watchmen or the watchmen equivalent of Kevin Smith's Cock Gobler.

I hate the Watchmen story! Buncha backward twisted deviants! I can't understand why everyone loves this shit. I can't understand why the Silk Specter( The original ) forgave the Comedian for raping her. It is this confusion that has caused me so much turmoil. It is this confusion that has made me the most hated, most shunned, most vile, un-clean, uncontemptable, WATCHMEN DISAPPROVER ON SPILL.COM!

...and it is this "undeserved rejection" that FUELS my indignation and has driven me to the dark depths of cartoon VILLAINY!!

...and now I emerge. Standing before you anew!

Let the world TREMBLE in despair! MAY IT CHOKE ON THE ADORATION OF WUSSY WATCHMAN FANBOYS EVERYWHERE!!!

BEHOLD BITCHES!! Your new ruler COMMANDS THEE!!

Yea BITCHES!! BOW DOWN!!

FUCK THE WATCHMEN!!...FUCK'UM!!

THAT'S WHAT HARDCORE LOOKS LIKE BITCHES!

BEWARE MU-FUKAS!! yea.

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Permalink Reply by sol aka "Cap'n Hates-A-Lot!" on February 26, 2009 at 5:25pm: Lightning AND a Tornado bitch! DAMN!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MissSoultaker on February 26, 2009 at 5:48pm: WELL FUCK YOU TOOO!!!!

WATCHMEN RULES!!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by sol aka "Cap'n Hates-A-Lot!" on February 26, 2009 at 7:28pm: A-HA ha HA ha! *twists mustache mischievously* :D; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by xdawg17 on March 6, 2009 at 4:57am: You are now my favorite person! WATCHMEN SHALL RULE ALL!!!!!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by sol aka "Cap'n Hates-A-Lot!" on March 6, 2009 at 11:24am: NEVER!!

I SHALL CARVE OUT THE WHATCHMEN'S HEARTS AND ROAST THEM SLOWLY ON OVER AN OPEN FYE-YA!!( fire )...maybe with some bar-b-que sauce and a little oregano, it'll be delicious!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by sol aka "Cap'n Hates-A-Lot!" on March 4, 2009 at 12:28pm: Is talking about the Watchmen that taboo? It's like I pissed on the bible or something.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by jack burton on March 5, 2009 at 10:50am: Now this is just some silly ass shit.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by sol aka "Cap'n Hates-A-Lot!" on March 8, 2009 at 5:39pm: I just saw the watchmen and here's what I got ta say about it:

I'm glad it wasn't exactly like the novel. I "hate" the novel, but I like the movie. It explained somethings differently and didn't leave me feeling completely fucked at the end. I'd even watch it a second or third time, but I'll never read the book again. Other than the sound track I thought Snyder did a good job. I like the movie's explanation of silk specter's mother getting over the rape( which was my main beef with the book ). I really enjoyed the ending. It made more sense than the comic and it helped me connect to the characters. All in all I think the movie just made more sense than the comic and it didn't leave me feeling shitty at the end.

Matinee!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Torrey AKA Tor Tor on April 25, 2009 at 11:48pm: God forbid you let the greatest comic book eva made ruin your world where cancer doesnt exist, unicorns exist, and cut cuddly kittens cure all dieseases....; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by sol aka "Cap'n Hates-A-Lot!" on May 11, 2009 at 5:13pm: The greatest comicbook ever made is Kingdom Come. The Watchmen( comic ) can lick that spot underneath my nut sack!

KITTENS DON'T CURE DIESEASES DAMIT!!!...puppies do, there so cuuuute.; ▶ Reply to This

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