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This Goddamn movie has turned me into a comicbook villian! I am the anti-Watchmen or the watchmen equivalent of Kevin Smith's Cock Gobler.

I hate the Watchmen story! Buncha backward twisted deviants! I can't understand why everyone loves this shit. I can't understand why the Silk Specter( The original ) forgave the Comedian for raping her. It is this confusion that has caused me so much turmoil. It is this confusion that has made me the most hated, most shunned, most vile, un-clean, uncontemptable, WATCHMEN DISAPPROVER ON SPILL.COM!

...and it is this "undeserved rejection" that FUELS my indignation and has driven me to the dark depths of cartoon VILLAINY!!

...and now I emerge. Standing before you anew!

Let the world TREMBLE in despair! MAY IT CHOKE ON THE ADORATION OF WUSSY WATCHMAN FANBOYS EVERYWHERE!!!

BEHOLD BITCHES!! Your new ruler COMMANDS THEE!!

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Yea BITCHES!! BOW DOWN!!

FUCK THE WATCHMEN!!...FUCK'UM!!

THAT'S WHAT HARDCORE LOOKS LIKE BITCHES!

BEWARE MU-FUKAS!! yea.

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Lightning AND a Tornado bitch! DAMN!

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WELL FUCK YOU TOOO!!!!




WATCHMEN RULES!!!!

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A-HA ha HA ha! *twists mustache mischievously* :D

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You are now my favorite person! WATCHMEN SHALL RULE ALL!!!!!!!

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NEVER!!

I SHALL CARVE OUT THE WHATCHMEN'S HEARTS AND ROAST THEM SLOWLY ON OVER AN OPEN FYE-YA!!( fire )...maybe with some bar-b-que sauce and a little oregano, it'll be delicious!

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Is talking about the Watchmen that taboo? It's like I pissed on the bible or something.

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Now this is just some silly ass shit.

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I just saw the watchmen and here's what I got ta say about it:

I'm glad it wasn't exactly like the novel. I "hate" the novel, but I like the movie. It explained somethings differently and didn't leave me feeling completely fucked at the end. I'd even watch it a second or third time, but I'll never read the book again. Other than the sound track I thought Snyder did a good job. I like the movie's explanation of silk specter's mother getting over the rape( which was my main beef with the book ). I really enjoyed the ending. It made more sense than the comic and it helped me connect to the characters. All in all I think the movie just made more sense than the comic and it didn't leave me feeling shitty at the end.

Matinee!

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God forbid you let the greatest comic book eva made ruin your world where cancer doesnt exist, unicorns exist, and cut cuddly kittens cure all dieseases....

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The greatest comicbook ever made is Kingdom Come. The Watchmen( comic ) can lick that spot underneath my nut sack!

KITTENS DON'T CURE DIESEASES DAMIT!!!...puppies do, there so cuuuute.

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