( This post is not suitable for younger audiences or Watchman suck-nuts )
This Goddamn movie has turned me into a comicbook villian! I am the anti-Watchmen or the watchmen equivalent of Kevin Smith's Cock Gobler.
I hate the Watchmen story! Buncha backward twisted deviants! I can't understand why everyone loves this shit. I can't understand why the Silk Specter( The original ) forgave the Comedian for raping her. It is this confusion that has caused me so much turmoil. It is this confusion that has made me the most hated, most shunned, most vile, un-clean, uncontemptable, WATCHMEN DISAPPROVER ON SPILL.COM!
...and it is this "undeserved rejection" that FUELS my indignation and has driven me to the dark depths of cartoon VILLAINY!!
...and now I emerge. Standing before you anew!
Let the world TREMBLE in despair! MAY IT CHOKE ON THE ADORATION OF WUSSY WATCHMAN FANBOYS EVERYWHERE!!!
BEHOLD BITCHES!! Your new ruler COMMANDS THEE!!
Yea BITCHES!! BOW DOWN!!
FUCK THE WATCHMEN!!...FUCK'UM!!
THAT'S WHAT HARDCORE LOOKS LIKE BITCHES!
BEWARE MU-FUKAS!! yea.