Tell everybody what makes you a big, bad mo'fucka!
I strap kids and little old ladies into shopping carts and push 'em out into traffic. I go to church and other religious functions just to meet women. I laugh my ass off whenever I see kids gettin' their asses beat by their parents in public. And I also park in handicap spots every chance I get, even though I'm not handicapped.
I kill people, I'm so fucking loaded I make even the gods bow down at my feet.
I'm all up in this bitch!!!
Haha.... In this bitch, I still have yet to understand WTF that means, LOL
I spend my nights working in a video store cleaning other people's cum off porn dvds, getting screamed at by nut job customers all over a $2 late fee, getting asked out by drunken 40 year olds, and on the rare occasion I have to clean up any crap or piss a kid may have left in the store because they are too stupid or inbred to ask for a fucking toilet, Oh and I don't get to use gloves because my boss is too damn cheap.
I do all this in heels and a skirt with a big shiteater grin plastered on my face. THIS is why im the biggest baddest mo'fucka.
Zombie Messiah 'Girl, Some Nice Boots You Got On. Be Careful, You'll Poke An Eye Out With 'Em!' - Get It? When Would Her Boots Be That Close To Your Eyes?