When my cousins, sisters, and I got together and decided what Power Ranger we were I picked the Red Ranger.
As Red Ranger I had to lead us into battle. We fought monsters (people with funny hats), an evil alien witch (our cranky old Filipina 4th grade teacher), and warriors made of clay (garden gnomes).
The only other villains we ever fought that were not in the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are our family that insists we get real jobs and that we were not really chosen to protect the Earth for being 'middle aged with attitude'. They should just stop playing mind games and buy us some helmet wax.
Also, at a local hang out, we hang out with a skinny guy and fat guy who were always together and wearing leather and studded clothes. We think they are bikers because before they leave they always say 'Later. We're going to ride our hogs.', but we never hear a motorcycle engine and after 30 minutes they come back and don't sit down the rest of the time they're there.
Some might call them bullies, but they tandem play on the same pinball machine to leave the other pinball machines free for the kids to play.
Anyway, I must go to court. We're getting sued. Damn Angel Grove construction companies should be happy they have so much repeat business!
Well I don't know how many of you saw this but it is a movie that many people didn't like. Many people said that the plot was bleak. Now I think many people didn't like the movie because it dealt with an issue that many people don't want to talk a…