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Comment by Spencerdude1000 on February 7, 2012 at 9:22pm

They're releasing another movie.  I'm realising that they release their shit every two years.

Comment by Brian 'Born-a-Bastard' Jordan on February 5, 2012 at 7:46pm

How to kill them?

 Sneak into their rooms at night and put a layer of cyanide on their little peckers. You know they suck each other off as part of a balanced breakfast...(and while pitching shit script ideas) and BAM problem solved.

 Or hire James Woods to do it...he probably needs the money.

 Or hire Justin (I'm really a lesbian) Bieber to follow them around singing until they kill themselves.

 Or make them actually watch their own movies. Be sure this is done in a locked highrise apartment with only one window as an exit and no fire escape. VERY tall highrise.

 Or tell Leon they are made of pork rinds.

Or glue long haired wigs and eyes lashes on them, get Billy and Corey drunk. REEEAAALLY drunk. 'Hey guys there go some white women....' Open the cage. Don't know how this would get them killed...but would be a good youtube video.

 Drug them enough that going to a nascar event sounds like a good idea. Sit behind them with a sign that says 'Liberal, Yanky, gay lovin'  #!**e$ lovin' pukes".  (Nothing wrong with that) but- Nascar fans are all rednecks. Rednecks are locked and loaded at all times (trust me I live in S.W. Missouri I know) and at least half drunk. BAM....bam...bam. Problem solved.

 Get Co-Host drunk and tell him FriedBerg and Seltzer are gonna remake Escape From NewYork....though this probably wouldn't work because Corey is to damn cheap to buy Co-Host arms. And everybody knows you need arms for killin'.

 Or convince them you're friends. Bust them out a big ol' rail of cocaine. It's actually Gold Bond. This should cause brain hemorrhaging. Problem solved?

 Or force feed them laxatives and until it causes sudden diarrhea followed by copious hemorrhaging and anal expulsion of the intestines. Golden youtube video.

 Or tell the LEOG these two fuck sticks are signed up to take over as directors for the next season of both Walking Dead and Breaking Bad. In fact just anounce that one on national TV. Should take care of things.

Or challenge them to 'a game of wits' Princess Bride style.

 Or just shoot the motha fuckas. Who's gonna care? 

 Or tell both Sean Bean and Russell Crowe that JASON FRIEDBERG AND AARON SELTZER called them !ag$ who can't drink or fight worth a shit. Take bets on who is beat to death first.

Any other ideas being kicked around?

Comment by Spencerdude1000 on May 25, 2011 at 4:41pm

it appears that those morons are at it again

they're making another film in 3D

they must be killed before it's too late

Comment by Spencerdude1000 on August 20, 2010 at 9:10am

better start planning thier death

Comment by Elias Mayo-Alvarez on August 16, 2010 at 9:29pm

FUCK YOU GUYS NOT A OTHER ONE!!