Jason A.K.A The Fish

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Comment by Zeek Slider on November 13, 2009 at 10:04am

Alright, Fish Fans. Just to let you know, Jason is on his final week at SCAD where big projects are all due and he's probably stressed out like hell. Won't you go over to his page and wish him good luck and a safe flight home? I'm sure it will make him feel better.

Comment by Zeek Slider on November 7, 2009 at 7:22pm

Fish returns Nov. 19...

Comment by Zeek Slider on November 6, 2009 at 10:11am

You know what's strange about my time with Fish? He's actually very popular on the SCAD campus, yet nobody knows about him being on Spill.

Comment by Zombie Messiah on October 28, 2009 at 2:10am

Fish might be immune to fishing lines traps since Fish's tendons and muscle fibers are what fishing lines were cloned from.

In all seriousness have fun and regail us with your Fish stories, but make sure they aren't the Fish stories about the one that got away. I'm not saying you should intentional start fights and start go to strip clubs to force wacky adventures.

I do suggest you become each other's wingmen.

You, Zeek Slider, can find pairs of hot co-eds and ask them this:

"Sup, hottness-ssess! You hungry for a Fish sandwich?"

Then you can point to your Fish, Fish.

One look from a pair of Fish eyes and they're tartar sauce in Fish's hands.

Fish can be your wingman, by going up to hot co-eds and saying this:

"Just Slide on over to Zeek Slider and get your Zeek on."

If that doesn't work, Fish can just tell the hot co-eds this:

"Zeek Slider is my protege."

Then he can just snap his fingers and they'll be Fish bait.

Oh, I was liying. I am all for this:

Fish and Zeek Slider Starting Fights and Going to Strip Clubs.

Comment by Zeek Slider on October 27, 2009 at 10:20am

It's okay. I have other ways of finding Fish: A Rocketeer Helment at the end of a fishing line. XD

Comment by Zombie Messiah on October 26, 2009 at 11:02pm

Zeek Slider, try not to be blinded by the magnifancetude that is Fish.

Also, make sure you are prepared fro all the spill over of all the hot co-eds that have engulfed Fish in a giant hot co-ed horde.

If you have trouble finding Fish, just know that if you see a hot co-ed, they are either walking toward Fish or either they are limping away from Fish towards a chiropractor.

Comment by Zeek Slider on October 25, 2009 at 8:58am

WHOOO!! I get to visit fish in just a week's time!!

Comment by Conejita on October 17, 2009 at 2:52pm

Lol. I do hope they didn't actually send him a dead hooker. :P

Comment by Zeek Slider on October 17, 2009 at 8:12am

Did anyone get Fish a new lung for his birthday? You know, because of the charcoal?

Comment by Zombie Messiah on October 15, 2009 at 4:31am

That tattoo happend the same way this happened. Click the pic to find out how.

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